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Title: Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy on February 14, 2012, 08:47:23 PM: Brought to you by today's Evening Standard.

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Post by: Ragamuffin on February 14, 2012, 08:55:16 PM: Nma sign bass twins.
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Post by: Barty on February 14, 2012, 09:16:18 PM: World First: No-one in the crowd talks through 'The Attack'
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Post by: Erekosë on February 14, 2012, 09:50:43 PM: NMA announce benefit concert for The Walking Dead
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Post by: Stoney on February 14, 2012, 10:04:05 PM: NMA do a DURAN DURAN cover shocker!!!!!!!! :D
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Post by: dilla on February 14, 2012, 10:13:02 PM: New Health & Safety regs ban human contact at gigs
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Post by: dark horse on February 14, 2012, 10:17:14 PM: Huge turnout as the band auditions for a new bass player.
Title: Re: Caption Competition!
Post by: Stoney on February 14, 2012, 10:27:45 PM: Quote from: n on February 14, 2012, 10:17:14 PM
Huge turnout as the band auditions for a new bass player.
....... Robert Palmer is casting director of course! =)
Title: Re: Caption Competition!
Post by: Viv Savage on February 14, 2012, 11:08:11 PM: "World First: No-one in the crowd talks through 'The Attack'" - Barty

:)
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Post by: Frank on February 15, 2012, 06:51:54 AM: 'Stares in their eyes'
All girl group wins the annual NMA 'who can stare as mean as Justin' competition.......
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Post by: Wessexy Witch on February 15, 2012, 09:54:30 AM: NMA.
Scrub up nice.

;D
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Post by: Antwoord of the Peddler on February 15, 2012, 11:39:16 AM: In a quite unexpected explosion of Rock Star ego Justin Sullivan hires Grace Jones-style security detail
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Post by: Zenboy on February 15, 2012, 12:40:49 PM: Marshall, have you done something different with your hair?

Zen
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Post by: CROWMAN on February 15, 2012, 01:58:16 PM: Shock!!!! NMA songs to made in Musical in the west end ;)
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Post by: Pim on February 15, 2012, 02:26:58 PM: NMA turns out to be the next Milli Vanilli, these people are the real artists behind all the music :o
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Post by: fairloveorwar on February 15, 2012, 03:56:19 PM: 'New Model Army 100th anniversary tour a sellout'
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Post by: Jibberish on February 15, 2012, 07:05:32 PM: 'The pretty fashionistas are marching now.'
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Post by: jsyirish on February 15, 2012, 10:32:29 PM: after crowd shot of cardiff gig published in local press Tom Jones contacts band to request second collaboration
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Post by: lfran on February 16, 2012, 05:12:26 AM: Radical change in style of cover art for 12th studio album
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Post by: martin the one on February 16, 2012, 07:26:44 AM: The band give in and think Joolz has finally lost the plot when she unveils the new stage outfits.....
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Post by: dilla on February 16, 2012, 11:42:25 AM: Confused Tubeway Army fans turn up at wrong gig
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Post by: Robinairo on February 16, 2012, 12:02:08 PM: After a Health and Safety review, NMA's dancing pit turns to futuristic line dancing...
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Post by: Shush on December 29, 2013, 05:22:04 PM: Quote from: Guy on February 14, 2012, 08:47:23 PM

Brought to you by today's Evening Standard.

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"Crowd start behaving after reading "message"
Title: Re: Caption Competition!
Post by: Master Ray on December 29, 2013, 06:53:12 PM: Simon Cowell signs NMA. Then sacks everyone. Teenagers and smartphone-happy idiots rejoice... for a few months, then they get bored and move onto the Susan Boyle-fronted version of the Mission, who Cowell also signed. Whilst the ladies shown on this picture are eating kangaroo anus by next December in a desperate hope of hanging onto their sad careers...

... long headline, I know...

;D
Title: Re: Caption Competition!
Post by: Stoney on December 29, 2013, 08:28:30 PM: Quote from: Guy on February 14, 2012, 08:47:23 PM

Brought to you by today's Evening Standard.

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7179/6877628591_b9b3b9c25c_z.jpg)
The DRONES OF CAIN.........
Title: Re: Caption Competition!
Post by: DannySan on December 30, 2013, 03:22:14 PM: The Evening Standard would like to apologize for last nights printing error in it's Fashion, Style & Sex supplement. The front page caption should have read Amy - not Army.
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Post by: Stoney on December 31, 2013, 08:07:03 AM: Quote from: DannySan on December 30, 2013, 03:22:14 PM
The Evening Standard would like to apologize for last nights printing error in it's Fashion, Style & Sex supplement. The front page caption should have read Amy - not Army.

I thought it was ARMANI? 8)
Title: Re: Caption Competition!
Post by: dark horse on January 10, 2014, 12:07:45 AM: Quote from: Shush on December 29, 2013, 05:22:04 PM
"Crowd start behaving after reading "message"

I think we have a winner...