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Title: NMA dating site
Post by: Feral1 on November 17, 2016, 03:20:05 PM
I wish someone would set up a dating site for NMA fans! My theory being that most of us are like minded on our fundamental beliefs to be fans so that's a good start!
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Bunny on November 17, 2016, 04:10:33 PM
I know I'll break many hearts but I'm taken.

Stay strong girls, stay strong ::)
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Pol on November 17, 2016, 08:03:06 PM
I couldn't inflict me on anyone lol
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: purplehaze on November 17, 2016, 09:01:59 PM
 :D I know that's why I just stick with my dog , they accept all your bad points, and respond with unconditional love and warm furry cuddles :D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on November 18, 2016, 06:40:40 PM
But we are all freaks  :D ;D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: szmurf on November 20, 2016, 02:54:47 AM
But we are all freaks  :D ;D
I couldn't date a NMA fan, I don't like tats.
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Pol on November 20, 2016, 04:58:32 PM
Don't like tattoos - no way. Not all nma fans have tattoos
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Wessexy Witch on November 20, 2016, 05:05:13 PM
I thought it was a typo and should of said " I don't like tarts".

 :D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Pol on November 21, 2016, 12:54:16 PM
Strawberry tarts mmmm lol. Oh I have a lemon tart e liquid, definitely up there with my favourites
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: jackroadkill on November 23, 2016, 02:03:39 PM
But we are all freaks  :D ;D

/ We are crippled, we are weak /

We are the heirs to all the etc etc!

I'll get me coat.
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Bunny on November 23, 2016, 02:54:58 PM
But we are all freaks  :D ;D

/ We are crippled, we are weak /

We are the heirs to all the etc etc!

I'll get me coat.
You could then change your name to Jacketroadkill
Ba dum tshhh
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: jackroadkill on November 25, 2016, 10:43:25 AM
But we are all freaks  :D ;D

/ We are crippled, we are weak /

We are the heirs to all the etc etc!

I'll get me coat.
You could then change your name to Jacketroadkill
Ba dum tshhh

That's awesomely groan-worthy - I like!
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Wessexy Witch on November 26, 2016, 05:54:42 PM
I'll go out with you if you like.

 :)
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Master Ray on November 26, 2016, 08:26:05 PM
To slightly misquote Groucho Marx, 'I'd never be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member...' 

 8)
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Pol on November 26, 2016, 08:45:24 PM
I'm available to be a witness at any forthcoming weddings due to the dating site
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Wessexy Witch on November 27, 2016, 09:24:53 AM
You are our in house Witness !

 :)
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Bunny on November 27, 2016, 03:34:31 PM
To slightly misquote Groucho Marx, 'I'd never be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member...' 

 8)
Ah but what a member  ;D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Master Ray on November 27, 2016, 08:02:59 PM
To slightly misquote Groucho Marx, 'I'd never be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member...' 

 8)
Ah but what a member  ;D

As many ladies have said to me in the past...

...in my sad little imagination....
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Wessexy Witch on November 28, 2016, 12:19:47 PM
To slightly misquote Groucho Marx, 'I'd never be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member...' 

 8)
Ah but what a member  ;D

As many ladies have said to me in the past...

...in my sad little imagination....

(http://www.4smileys.com/smileys/happy-smileys/happy-smiley08.gif)
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Master Ray on November 28, 2016, 07:53:48 PM
To slightly misquote Groucho Marx, 'I'd never be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member...' 

 8)
Ah but what a member  ;D

As many ladies have said to me in the past...

...in my sad little imagination....

(http://www.4smileys.com/smileys/happy-smileys/happy-smiley08.gif)

Best Emoticon ever.  Did we meet in the 90's?   ;D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Master Ray on December 01, 2016, 08:39:48 PM
I'll be keeping my eye out for muscular, tattooed, single men at the next gig...form a queue please

Well, two out of four ain't bad...  ;D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: szmurf on December 04, 2016, 01:41:14 AM
How'd you think I'd do on a NMA dating site with no tats or piercings?
And I've never owned a pair of clogs.
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Wessexy Witch on December 05, 2016, 07:31:29 PM
How'd you think I'd do on a NMA dating site with no tats or piercings?
And I've never owned a pair of clogs.

..yet.......

 :D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Rusco on December 07, 2016, 11:14:33 AM
What's the site supposed to be called? Just simply The NMA Dating Site?  :)

Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Bunny on December 07, 2016, 12:23:25 PM
The hopeless cause of love?
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Rusco on December 07, 2016, 12:35:32 PM
The hopeless cause of love?

Or Notice Me or Great Expectations?  ;D
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Pol on December 07, 2016, 04:06:43 PM
Nothing touches lol , the updateables or is that just me
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Bunny on December 07, 2016, 07:16:34 PM
Think we're onto something here! Single folks; make yourselves known on Saturday night!
Maybe big cardboard arrows suspended on poles pointing down. Boom. Date night!!

For the recently split up a subsection on the site....Living in Morose  ;D

Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: szmurf on December 08, 2016, 12:30:06 AM
How'd you think I'd do on a NMA dating site with no tats or piercings?
And I've never owned a pair of clogs.

..yet.......

 :D
I guess it's never too late.  I might start with "Wessexy Witch" tattooed on my arm to show my undying love for you.
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: jackroadkill on December 08, 2016, 07:22:41 AM
Hopefully not The Attack or the Charge...
Title: Re: NMA dating site
Post by: Wessexy Witch on December 16, 2016, 07:24:21 PM
How'd you think I'd do on a NMA dating site with no tats or piercings?
And I've never owned a pair of clogs.

..yet.......

 :D
I guess it's never too late.  I might start with "Wessexy Witch" tattooed on my arm to show my undying love for you.

Awww,get my little flying witch and be poud of it !
 ;D