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Everything Else / Re: what songs are you listening to RIGHT NOW
« Last post by Master Ray on May 20, 2025, 07:20:31 PM »Ah, Half Man Half Biscuit... seen them live twice and they were great.
Who the fookin' hell is Slipknot?
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Ah, Half Man Half Biscuit... seen them live twice and they were great.
Who the fookin' hell is Slipknot?
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Everything Else / Re: Follow that.....
« Last post by Master Ray on May 20, 2025, 07:19:18 PM »Only The Lonely - Roy Orbison. I bloody love Roy Orbison and I don't care who knows it.
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Everything Else / Re: Michael Mann
« Last post by Master Ray on May 20, 2025, 07:17:37 PM »Sounds great, jealous as heck!
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Everything Else / Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Last post by ldopas on May 20, 2025, 04:14:12 PM »Ok I nicked some of these but here goes;
Joke 1 -
Man sees his next door neighbours little girl digging a hole.
Man: "What are you doing there sweetheart"
Little Girl: "Digging a hole to bury my pet goldfish"
Man: "Aw that's sad, but why are you digging such a big hole!?
Little Girl: "Because its inside your ******* cat"!
Joke 2 -
What happens when you remove the shell of a snail?
It just gets a lot more sluggish!
Joke 3 -
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to the local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny!"
The tribesman replied "That's not a lizard.......... he's a stand up chameleon."
Joke 4 -
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants, now they're tenants
Ok, ok I think Peter Kay is safe!!!!!!
Joke 1 -
Man sees his next door neighbours little girl digging a hole.
Man: "What are you doing there sweetheart"
Little Girl: "Digging a hole to bury my pet goldfish"
Man: "Aw that's sad, but why are you digging such a big hole!?
Little Girl: "Because its inside your ******* cat"!
Joke 2 -
What happens when you remove the shell of a snail?
It just gets a lot more sluggish!
Joke 3 -
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to the local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny!"
The tribesman replied "That's not a lizard.......... he's a stand up chameleon."
Joke 4 -
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants, now they're tenants
Ok, ok I think Peter Kay is safe!!!!!!
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Everything Else / Re: Michael Mann
« Last post by Guillaume on May 19, 2025, 10:30:16 PM »THE KEEP is one of my fave horror movies ever... great cast and a brilliant Tangerine Dream soundtrack...
THE KEEP was re-released restored in around thirty cinemas in France, on May 14.
I saw it twice in the large room (a 14 meter screen, 355 seats) of the Pathé Convention, this morning and last week! I rushed to see it in Paris before it disappeared from the big screens or was only shown in small theaters. The opening with the arrival of the soldiers in the village or the scene where the two soldiers find Molasar's lair by removing the silver cross are incredible on the big screen!!! The big screen pays tribute to the beauty of Mann's wide shots, the incredible cinematography and sets! On the other hand, in terms of sound, the film's mix is always a little strange, with the volume being more or less loud during certain dialogue scenes.
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Everything Else / Re: what songs are you listening to RIGHT NOW
« Last post by Winterwulf on May 19, 2025, 08:26:18 PM »"Horror Clowns Are Dickheads", the first track on official YouTube pre-release from Half Man Half Biscuit's upcoming new album
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Everything Else / Re: Follow that.....
« Last post by Winterwulf on May 19, 2025, 08:10:03 PM »The Only Ones - Hawkwind
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Everything Else / Re: Follow that.....
« Last post by Master Ray on May 19, 2025, 07:30:58 PM »God Loves Only You - Skunk Anansie.
C'mon, I'm going to be posting stuff on this thread until anyone else joins in...
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Everything Else / Re: what songs are you listening to RIGHT NOW
« Last post by Master Ray on May 19, 2025, 07:14:50 PM »The new one by Sleep Token, a band who have become huge (selling out arenas and headlining the main stage at Download this year!) without me having never heard of them before about eighteen months ago.
If you fancy a band that mixes heavy rock, mental prog stuff, epic soundscapes with gorgeous balladry and even drifting into hip hop / rap at times (basically a band who don't give a sh!t about musical genre boundaries) then this might a band you want to check out. The one's called Even In Arcadia and I highly recommend the previous one, Take Me Back To Eden.
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Everything Else / Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Last post by Master Ray on May 19, 2025, 07:06:57 PM »A friend of mine seems to be living a better life than me yet still moans about it.
Why? He has an easy job, gets lots of exercise, reads one or two books a week and has sex a few times a week.
Yet he's constantly whining about being in prison...