I opened the cupboard ABOVE my vinyl (extensive and valuable) collection tonight and picked up a small item, to see a damp patch in it's wake.............

More moving stuff quickly produced a visible WET area from a dripping boiler!!!!!!!!!
AARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
Frantic emty shelves mode...... Luckily it's only recently started leaking and my friendly plumber's done the job n not taken money!!!!!!! "No no, it';ll be from the job I did 2 weeks ago, musta knocked the joint! sorry about that! Just glad no real harm's done mate!"........
Firstly, THANK THE GODS my records weren't affected at all, BUT....... The plumber's just raised his estimations in my book 1000 fold!!!!!! Admitting blame, not charging fer a 10 pm rapid response? BLINDING!......
I thought that sort of thing had died a death.......... Bloody glad to say it hasn't!

Faith in the species duely restored............