Animals

[Shush]

All but one of my Goldfish have disappeared from my garden pond  Not seen any activity for a few days, but then, they do like to hide under Lilly pads and such. Getting concerned, I emptied the pond today, found one fish and a frog !! 

[Master Ray]

The frog did it.  With the lead pipe in the library. 

Always thought that frogs were kind of bastards.   

[Shush]

Hmm, you might be right, but if it was the frog he is an expert at hiding bodies 

[Master Ray]

Was it a Giant African Bullfrog?  They are hard bastard mentalists...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YnSXVKUiw

 

[Shush]

That's an impressive eater. I get like that sometimes after a few pints but with burgers rather than cockroaches.

No my new pet frog is a small dark brown fella about three inch long 

[Master Ray]

That's an impressive eater. I get like that sometimes after a few pints but with burgers rather than cockroaches.

No my new pet frog is a small dark brown fella about three inch long

Yeah, that's how they start out...