Pol, apparently there is something rather obscure on the internet that is sometimes known as 'porn'... might be your cup of tea?
I hear it's rather hard to find though.

Oh, and Drummy B! Just realised that in regards to that plot point in 'The Shallows' that I mentioned....
SPOILERS.....
Didn't the driver guy from the start who showed up at the end find the body after the little kid dragged him there? If the body was washed away, wouldn't the shark, constantly swimming round the bay, find it and say 'Hey! Leftovers!'

Oh god. Its like talking to me missus. Constantly finding holes in plots. Its not real ya know!!!
Potentially. But sharks dont like the taste of people apparently, so generally they bite and spit it out. Thats what Ive heard anyhoo. The body at the end was one of the surfers, not the drunk guy, so if the drunk guy was washed away, the other was washed in. We tend not to have too many shark attacks in the canals of Dudley, so I can only base my shark knowledge on stuff what I heard haha.
And besides, if it was true to life, it would have bit the girl and swam off. Woulda have been a much shorter film
