Hows is your weather today? Or anything else for that matter

[Wessexy Witch]

sun
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doing my nut in.

I'm laying turf.
 

[Master Ray]

Is 'I'm laying turf' a euphemism for something naughty?   

[Rusco]

Ok. It's -25 C. I heard there's going to be a sun shine next week. I even have three hairdryers inside my car, they're on all the time.

 

Nah, we even had +27 couple of weeks ago. Very pleasant, sunny and not rains too much.

[Pol]

I actually got caught in the rain today nowt too heavy, felt really good for a change. Nevermind its the start of stewarton gala week its bound to piss down. Oh been a murder ( Taggart voice) in stewarton this week n looking like the person who done it has set themselves on fire. Talk o the steamie ( Scottish reference) aboot here

[Wessexy Witch]

Is 'I'm laying turf' a euphemism for something naughty?   

Well I was on my hands and knees huffing and puffing but no....I really was putting turf down.


 

[Master Ray]

Is 'I'm laying turf' a euphemism for something naughty?   

Well I was on my hands and knees huffing and puffing but no....I really was putting turf down.


 

Well, I'm aroused... 

[Anna Woman von NRW]

You need to get out more dude 

[Master Ray]

Today... rain, rain and rain again.  Woken up this morning by a furious downpour.  Seemed to die off so went over to my local supermarket to do some shopping, got piss-wet-through on the way back.  Dried off and, when the sun came out, nipped over to a friends house... and got equally wet on the way back, totally out of the blue.

I suspect that there is such a thing as 'rain gods' and, for some reason, they fuckin' hate me.

 

[Sheena]

Today... rain, rain and rain again.  Woken up this morning by a furious downpour.  Seemed to die off so went over to my local supermarket to do some shopping, got piss-wet-through on the way back.  Dried off and, when the sun came out, nipped over to a friends house... and got equally wet on the way back, totally out of the blue.

I suspect that there is such a thing as 'rain gods' and, for some reason, they fuckin' hate me.

 

Maybe the rain gods read this thread and thought you needed a cold shower or two? 

[Master Ray]

Ha!  Quite possibly...

Whatever.  I'm now remembering the famous quote from somewhere or other that 'there's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing'...   

[Pol]

I think Billy Connolly said that

[Wessexy Witch]

Today... rain, rain and rain again.  Woken up this morning by a furious downpour.  Seemed to die off so went over to my local supermarket to do some shopping, got piss-wet-through on the way back.  Dried off and, when the sun came out, nipped over to a friends house... and got equally wet on the way back, totally out of the blue.

I suspect that there is such a thing as 'rain gods' and, for some reason, they fuckin' hate me.

 

Maybe the rain gods read this thread and thought you needed a cold shower or two? 

 
Nice one Sheena !

[Master Ray]

What can I say... 

[Pol]

So another stewarton gala week comes to end in the rain with the pipe band marching down the main street giving it Scotland the brave, at least it was good for the main day yesterday

[Bunny]

Grey. It wants to foff by my August hols