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Re: What pisses you off..? ;o)
« Reply #1485 on: May 13, 2021, 11:53:09 PM »
I would have dressed that salad with some Pesto. Sun dried tomato pesto , very nice.

Pesto,,, I love the stuff. I can be caught on my own late at night with a jar and a spoon.




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Yes, pesto is great... But that sounds like quite hard-core pesto addiction? I have to admit, I'd love to know a person who visits a pesto jar with a spoon ;D

You can get more of it on a spoon.

With the support of my family and those close to me, I will get over my pesto addiction  ::) ;D
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« Reply #1486 on: May 14, 2021, 08:41:02 PM »
Almost 66666, ALMOST!!! ;D

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« Reply #1487 on: May 14, 2021, 09:01:34 PM »
I would have dressed that salad with some Pesto. Sun dried tomato pesto , very nice.

Pesto,,, I love the stuff. I can be caught on my own late at night with a jar and a spoon.




My secret shame  :'(

Yes, pesto is great... But that sounds like quite hard-core pesto addiction? I have to admit, I'd love to know a person who visits a pesto jar with a spoon ;D

You can get more of it on a spoon.

With the support of my family and those close to me, I will get over my pesto addiction  ::) ;D

Yes, you're looking forward to the great Intervention... Please ignore Cartman, as always... :) But the Pesto Addiction might be serious... https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/eo2lv4/south-park-towelie-s-intervention

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« Reply #1488 on: May 15, 2021, 08:52:27 AM »
That has just reminded me i have stuffed soft Stan and Kyle figures here in my flat (somewhere ?)..must dig them out..........i was a really massive fan of South Park...loved it.. ;D...

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« Reply #1489 on: May 17, 2021, 09:34:18 PM »
I think I have some South Park socks (with Chef on them) in a dark corner of my wardrobe...
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« Reply #1490 on: May 18, 2021, 08:19:18 AM »
Mmmmmm......Chocolate salty balls.. ;D...

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« Reply #1491 on: May 18, 2021, 01:06:56 PM »
I think I have some South Park socks (with Chef on them) in a dark corner of my wardrobe...

Would they go along well with this T ?


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« Reply #1492 on: May 18, 2021, 02:20:17 PM »
I would have dressed that salad with some Pesto. Sun dried tomato pesto , very nice.

Pesto,,, I love the stuff. I can be caught on my own late at night with a jar and a spoon.




My secret shame  :'(

Yes, pesto is great... But that sounds like quite hard-core pesto addiction? I have to admit, I'd love to know a person who visits a pesto jar with a spoon ;D

You can get more of it on a spoon.

With the support of my family and those close to me, I will get over my pesto addiction  ::) ;D

Oh yes, it's good to have the support of friends and family in these trying times… Actually, I can imagine how things will unfold when this addiction of yours escalates:

One night when you enter the kitchen to get your fix, you flick on the lights and find your friends and family sitting around the kitchen table with a solemn look on their faces. The one person standing beside the fridge you're not familiar with introduces himself; he's a psychologist and now he explains to you in a quiet tone of voice what ''an intervention'' is. Your auntie bursts out crying. Your friend tries to calm her down and eyes you accusingly. Your second cousin slowly shakes his hanging head, quietly repeating to himself in disbelief ''You were such a normal child…'' When your brain finally realises what's going on and the full gravity of the situation hits you, you panic. You shove the psychologist aside, as fast as a flash of lightning you grab your jar of pesto from the refrigerator and you run – you run out of the house and on into the night. The sobs are rising from your tightening throat, tears streaking your cheeks as you run, clutching to the jar of pesto, you run like you've never ran before. When you're so out of breath that you must stop you're in a forest, you plonk down on your knees to the soft bed of moss and lean against the conifer next to you, gasping for air. You cry, but the jar of pesto is intact, you made it, you're safe…  You pull the pesto spoon from your pocket – for it is your special pesto spoon you hold dear, it has the perfect shape for scooping that delicious, oily substance into your mouth, the way the spoon’s curvature feels on your tongue… – and with shaking hands, you twist the lid open. A gentle smile spreads on your teary face as you dip the pesto spoon in. As you commence eating your nightly pesto, manic laughter rises from the depths of your dark soul as the oil drips from the corners of your mouth while you watch the flashing blue lights nearing…

I mean, sounds like a very plausible chain of events  ;D

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Re: What pisses you off..? ;o)
« Reply #1493 on: May 18, 2021, 07:50:21 PM »
How did you know I had a special spoon ?
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« Reply #1494 on: May 22, 2021, 05:10:26 AM »
I'm a witch 8)

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« Reply #1495 on: May 26, 2021, 07:14:44 PM »
How did you know I had a special spoon ?
Ill spoon with ya specially!!

Well, I was on a lovely stroll on some rocks in South Wales, with the Smiths on my heaphones. Slipped, looked at the hand I stopped myself with and my little finger appeared to be  at an unusual angle. As i pushed it back, I could feel grinding from the middle knuckle. I suspect its broke  ;D
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« Reply #1496 on: May 27, 2021, 02:37:26 AM »
OOOhh, that sounds painful !!

but as much as I like ya, I will pass on the spooning thank you very much  :o
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« Reply #1497 on: May 28, 2021, 07:31:48 PM »
OOOhh, that sounds painful !!

but as much as I like ya, I will pass on the spooning thank you very much  :o
Well its officially bost as they say round here. Orthopedic consultant awaits!!
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« Reply #1498 on: May 29, 2021, 08:35:10 AM »
Listen -- don't think you're having your wicked way with me masquerading as an  Orthopedic consultant !!
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« Reply #1499 on: June 10, 2021, 08:56:02 PM »
Uncertainty of these times pisses me off…

Meshuggah just postponed their end of the year tour to May 2022… I had a ticket to their tour opening gig in Vienna on the 19th of November, just a few days after NMA’s Vienna gig so I was positively looking forward to a short holiday there… Well, safety first, on top of which this uncertainty about everything is exhausting. Frankly, I started to be carefully optimistic about the end of this year but well…

Should probably trust the old wisdom about being pessimistic about everything – then you’ll never get disappointed but rather opposite, when you expect the worst, you can only get positively surprised! ;D