Something that made you smile or laugh today..?

[Master Ray]

So, NOBODY is posting anything about the David Cameron / Bullingdon Club / dead pig shagging allegations?

I can't remember the last time I laughed so much after reading stuff on social media... and, yes, I know social media ain't the most credible of sources...

Sod it, this'll make you laugh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o

[Pol]

Black mirror reflects reality

[Sheena]

Me too MR.  This...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/20/david-cameron-dead-pigs-mouth_n_8167458.html?utm_hp_ref=david-cameron

[Rusco]

OK, a friend of mine is in a German blues band... his FB site just got this message, translated here...

Maybe I should stop this pathological wank?? Stop you. Sob kiskasee sit my first job 25.7 Sorsanpesän Minifestareissa.. Time doesn't know yet but ilmotettaan.. Look at that ******* you're in the neighborhood. Plenty of seinäjokisia bands...

Isn't that the funniest pile of gibberish ever?   

What the heck. It's Finnish. Sorsanpesä is a name for a certain hotel (and bar). And they had a mini festival inside there. Kiskasee is a verb for swallowing a pint or something like quite fast. (I can't see the meaning for the verb in that line.) He doesn't know the actual time but ilmoitetaan means he'll tell it to you later. Well, written in a strong Savonian dialect though. Plenty of seinäjokisia bands means: plenty of local bands from a city of Seinäjoki (where Sorsanpesä actually resides in Finland too).

Just  wait until you'll hear my gibberish at Manc. 

[Pol]

If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen, ever felt like you've been cheated

[Rusco]

If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen, ever felt like you've been cheated

Ah, you mean the exhaust pollutions. That was a dirty trick by VW. 

[Danny]

From ham-faced to ham face-fu cking ain't that big a step after all

http://s0rdide-sentimental.tumblr.com/post/129663590428/garage-riot-hameron-playlist-barbecue

[Rusco]

Not sure should I tell it but i showed my arse to our financial boss while he had an important telephone call.   

Don't worry, generally taking I'm a kind, sensible and rational person but there's just a crazy sense of humour at my work.

[Master Ray]

Kicking a ball around with my two-year old niece this afternoon, giggling all the time (her, not me... OK, me, some of the time  ) and she finally remembers who I am!  OK, she thinks I'm called 'Ukkle,ke' but it's a start...

[Rusco]

A Creepy skull asteroid just passed the Earth. 

[Rusco]

I heard from news there was a lorry felling down from a road somewhere at 5:00 AM. There was a cargo of 500 living turkeys. Ok this is certainly not something to laugh for, I know.

But I couldn't resist a laugh when I thought about the situation I heard there was: It was pitch black at the time when it occured and located at countryside near to a big and busy road where people drive to their work then. The turkeys survived an flee away from the lorry and swarming everywhere... 500 of them... Then arrive the firefighters first to check the lorry (which isn't in fire)... Then they'll try to catch the angry turkeys running everywhere at the field. Imagine what did the people think at the morning what the heck is happening here, turkeys and firefighters everywhere, am I awake or not? lol

[Master Ray]

I heard from news there was a lorry felling down from a road somewhere at 5:00 AM. There was a cargo of 500 living turkeys. Ok this is certainly not something to laugh for, I know.

But I couldn't resist a laugh when I thought about the situation I heard there was: It was pitch black at the time when it occured and located at countryside near to a big and busy road where people drive to their work then. The turkeys survived an flee away from the lorry and swarming everywhere... 500 of them... Then arrive the firefighters first to check the lorry (which isn't in fire)... Then they'll try to catch the angry turkeys running everywhere at the field. Imagine what did the people think at the morning what the heck is happening here, turkeys and firefighters everywhere, am I awake or not? lol

You're right, that is a very funny mental image...I also find turkeys inherently funny, for some reason.  only way it could be funnier was if was ostriches...

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Just read that according to the OECD, out of the European countries the UK has the highest proportion of citizens living overseas. You don't hear UKIP or Britain First talking about that now do you? 

[Master Ray]

Reading old posts from this Forum that are a couple of years old... hugely enjoyable, I'd recommend it.

[Pol]

Got my appointment through to get a skin tag removed from my arm n I've to see Dr Felsenstein lol at least its not Frankenstein