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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #135 on: January 12, 2019, 05:04:41 PM »
Unbelievable. I cannot accept that you have the nerve to quote a past comment to make yourself the victim of abuse on this forum. Space in the past you have made personal offensive comments to me, Pol, Master Ray, Red, Anna, Amandastan, to name just a few. You have invaded and ruined numerous otherwise interesting topics on this forum and ruined them with your bullshit. Your behavior so bad that you are one of only a handful of people ever to have been banned from this forum. Once you made a big apology explaining why you were the person you are and that things would change. They  did not and finally you were thrown out of this party, only to sneak in through the back door with the name Whirlwind.   

Anyone new to this, here is something this "victim" said to a member here in the past ---

"Hey, zero, I see your mommy won out. She raised you to be a little girl and your daddy just sat there and cried when he saw how you turned out. Seriously, are you a 14 year old little girl? Man, your kind make me sick. Time for you to apologize to your dad for turning out to be such a pathetic zero.

Consider yourself lucky that somebody like me even talks to a nobody like you... you have proven that you are a first class schmuck and a nobody in life... You are so far beneath me... I have far more respect for an insect... your kind sickens me...

I see you wrote me a private message. I didn't read a word of it. I'm laughing so hard that I made you waste your time. But then a true nobody like you wastes time every single useless minute of your life."
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #136 on: January 12, 2019, 05:10:07 PM »
Oh and Master Ray is funnier any day.
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Really? This is what he PM'd me once:
 '**** off and die'
Hilarious. Real great comedy. Such a fun pleasant person.
As I understand it, neither of you were complimentary about each other behind the forum. Hence the reason he doesnt reply to you, despite your prodding. Of course, Ill stick up for him cos he's a mate and he's a decent bloke but Im not naive enough to think harsh words havent been said from his side either. Likewise youre no angel . This thread has stopped being funny, if its going to turn into bickering about who's funnier than who.  Who decides anyway?

Me however, Im bloody hilarious. To look at.
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2019, 05:29:23 PM »

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2019, 05:30:09 PM »
Best clean joke on Earth:

Where does a General keep his armies?
In his sleeve-ies.

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #139 on: January 12, 2019, 08:45:04 PM »
A short and a sad one (not translation):
Treffen sich zwei Jäger - beide tot ....
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And me, I`ve got a black place in my heart
Still got this hole in me
Perhaps - I am the master of nothing?

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #140 on: January 12, 2019, 08:45:33 PM »

Well, this threads gone a bit 'fook-a-doodle-doo' hasn't it?   ::)

So I started this thread, so allow me to retort, as Samuel L Jackson once said...

I've tried, over and over again, to get along with Space.  Yes, I've fought with him (Bunny, my FOAD comment that he brought up... well, I rarely get that angry and would certainly never post something like that in a casual fashion, he must have said something bad...) and when he came back from his 'permanent banning', I did my best to forget the nastiness that he sent, to myself and others. Honestly, I tried.  It's all out there, feel free to go back over old threads, like he did to find little scraps from years ago that he can use on new threads, often taken out of context.  And yet here we are again.... Space posting crap on a Forum that is notoriously welcoming for newbies.   :-\

IMHO, he's like some guy who walks into a room, farts loudly, wafts it around and walks out smirking...   :  He has no respect for the people here, no respect for the band and no respect for Viv.  I remember the days when Viv was so annoyed with the way things were going... and Space wants to revisit these days.

As a sidenote, I genuinely don't understand why he is so desperate for communication with me.  So many little digs and snotty comments!  Space, give it up!  Sweetie, to use an expression from 'chick-lit'... I'm not just that into you!  You wanna communicate with others here, fine!  Hope you have fun!  But, please, stop with the digs.  I have utterly no interest in you (and I can't understand your interest in me, truly)... it's just embarrassing now.   :-[

So there we go. 


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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #141 on: January 12, 2019, 09:05:05 PM »
Well, they say you know you have made it when you have a stalker !?!  ::)

Space, I do not know where you got that "keep calm" from, but I love it. I have forwarded it to my brother who also has the same nick-name and he loved it   ;)
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #142 on: January 12, 2019, 10:10:25 PM »

Well, this threads gone a bit 'fook-a-doodle-doo' hasn't it?   ::)

So I started this thread, so allow me to retort, as Samuel L Jackson once said...

I've tried, over and over again, to get along with Space.  Yes, I've fought with him (Bunny, my FOAD comment that he brought up... well, I rarely get that angry and would certainly never post something like that in a casual fashion, he must have said something bad...) and when he came back from his 'permanent banning', I did my best to forget the nastiness that he sent, to myself and others. Honestly, I tried.  It's all out there, feel free to go back over old threads, like he did to find little scraps from years ago that he can use on new threads, often taken out of context.  And yet here we are again.... Space posting crap on a Forum that is notoriously welcoming for newbies.   :-\

IMHO, he's like some guy who walks into a room, farts loudly, wafts it around and walks out smirking...   :  He has no respect for the people here, no respect for the band and no respect for Viv.  I remember the days when Viv was so annoyed with the way things were going... and Space wants to revisit these days.

As a sidenote, I genuinely don't understand why he is so desperate for communication with me.  So many little digs and snotty comments!  Space, give it up!  Sweetie, to use an expression from 'chick-lit'... I'm not just that into you!  You wanna communicate with others here, fine!  Hope you have fun!  But, please, stop with the digs.  I have utterly no interest in you (and I can't understand your interest in me, truly)... it's just embarrassing now.   :-[

So there we go.
Ill pm you mate
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #143 on: January 13, 2019, 03:18:18 AM »
Space, I do not know where you got that "keep calm" from, but I love it. I have forwarded it to my brother who also has the same nick-name and he loved it   ;)
You are welcome. Enjoy it.

And why do you say "Space"? I am Whirlwind.

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #144 on: January 13, 2019, 08:39:40 AM »
On a lighter note................A man walks into a bar.....OUCH....an Iron Bar..... ;D

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #145 on: January 13, 2019, 05:10:03 PM »
Space, I do not know where you got that "keep calm" from, but I love it. I have forwarded it to my brother who also has the same nick-name and he loved it   ;)
You are welcome. Enjoy it.

And why do you say "Space"? I am Whirlwind.

Whatever moniker you decide to have you'll ALWAYS be Space to us

We know your games and to be honest we're sick of them

Any chance of a New Years resolution and you could actually be civil to EVERYONE on this forum for the rest of your time on here, however long it lasts?

We can but hope :)
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #146 on: January 13, 2019, 05:57:18 PM »
Space, I do not know where you got that "keep calm" from, but I love it. I have forwarded it to my brother who also has the same nick-name and he loved it   ;)
You are welcome. Enjoy it.

And why do you say "Space"? I am Whirlwind.

Dude.  If you're going to post bullshit, at least keep a track of it.  You owned up to being 'Space' a few weeks ago.

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #147 on: January 13, 2019, 06:16:43 PM »
Dude.  If you're going to post bullshit, at least keep a track of it.  You owned up to being 'Space' a few weeks ago.

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 I enjoy this place talking about NMA or sharing a great joke, while you seem to want to always have a go at me. You always respond to my posts even though they are not directed at you. Why? I do not know. Please stop.

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #148 on: January 14, 2019, 07:43:42 PM »
Dude.  If you're going to post bullshit, at least keep a track of it.  You owned up to being 'Space' a few weeks ago.

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 I enjoy this place talking about NMA or sharing a great joke, while you seem to want to always have a go at me. You always respond to my posts even though they are not directed at you. Why? I do not know. Please stop.

Jeez... I don't even know where to go with this one.   ::)

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #149 on: January 15, 2019, 07:33:13 AM »
Perhaps we need an audio visual aid..  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY

Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall.  His statue in Trafalger Square is 17ft 4ins high.  That’s Horacio of 3:1

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer.  The performer notices the four men have a bad view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes",  "Oui",   "Sí",   "Ja."

Personally, I really loved these jokes!  :)
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