1. it is the gigs
2.
A) so my challenge to you is to come on over before it's too late and we will look after you and make you feel welcome;
B) conversely If they happen to go to the Big Apple then make yourself known and we shall have a drink and a dance together and you can show us around.
Cheers
jc
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1. Don't you own a DVD player?
2A)
I'm not going across the pond.
1) I'm an American, we are like Kings -- you come here to see us,
2) we have everything here in America, no need to visit some B, C, or D-level nation.
2B)
Hmmm, this one is interesting. If NMA play New York would I go? Yes. But would I make myself known to some of you who would venture to the States to see New Model Army perform there? Well, what good would that do? Share a drink? Hey, I'm not a weakling, I don't drink. Share a dance? Uhh, I like to dance but New Model Army is not exactly dance music. Baryshnikov himself couldn't dance to "Ballad." Show you folks around New York? That has possibilities. That's always fun. But where would I take you? Some of you I'd like to take to the top of the Empire State Building so I could push you off. Some of you I'd like to take to a music studio so you can hear me play my guitar to "Inheritance" and you can 100% hear that I am right - I did improve the song. I made "Inheritance" a better song.
But, alas, meeting me would be anti-climactic. You'll just see that I was right about all my claims. You would feel bad for doubting me. I don't want to make anybody feel bad so it's best when I go see NMA in New York and you are there....it's best I remain in the shadows. Like Orson Welles in THE THIRD MAN. Isn't this the way you want to always think of me?
