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General Category => Everything Else => Topic started by: Anna Woman von NRW on November 14, 2014, 05:39:07 PM
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The lunacy of the modern world is seemingly never ending. I'm not talking about heavy shit just weirdness and stupidity. Like this:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/nov/14/westminster-gardener-remove-leaves-trees-autumn-cancelled?commentpage=1
I mean, that can't be real - but it is !!!! WTF ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
So what have you stumbled across that made you go WTF ? ? ? ? Never know, get enough weirdness and we could publish one of them stocking filler funny books for Christmas and make millions................ ;D
Happy Friday y'all :-*
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Brilliant ! I'm going to pull my whiskers out one by one to save time having a shave ;D
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Class Shush ;D
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This and the fact that anyone would actually want to buy it. ;D
https://www.etsy.com/listing/204202707/shorts-boxers-trousers-handmade-gray?ref=related-0 (https://www.etsy.com/listing/204202707/shorts-boxers-trousers-handmade-gray?ref=related-0)
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I would.
Cheers
jc
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JC - dude you just photobombed my head, that is one mental image I did not need to picture ;D
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A Wolverine stole two Chainsaws. (http://yle.fi/uutiset/chainsaw_thief_-_a_wolverine_with_a_taste_for_biofuel/6563652) :D
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That definitely counts Ruscoe ;D
The world is an excellent place :)
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WTF - watching the footage on the news of people fighting and climbing over each other to get into the shops for "black Friday" An import from the States we could do without :(
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Think that goes beyond WTF Shush - into the realms of utter lunacy.
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Jude Law's accent in Black sea lol
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One of those ad's that pop up at the bottom of the screen on YouTube that is for:
"Start A Care Agency
Advice & Guidance For New Care Agencies
100% Free Trial"
WTF? Taking care of vulnerable, ill or old people is now reduced to a business that people watching Rock Videos can have a go at if they feel like it?
Might click the link - can't do any worse that some the horror stories you hear about, oh..... that might be why we hear 'em ;D .................. >:(
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One of those ad's that pop up at the bottom of the screen on YouTube that is for:
They're funny. Like the one I got when I had a brand new computer with nearly empty hard disk and browsed the web for the first time: "your computer is running out of memory". ;D
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This.
>:(
Amandistan
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Re: Whatever makes you sad..
« Reply #297 on: Today at 03:45:58 AM »
Thanks for posting concerned responses to my last post.
Another thing that makes me sad is that there is a 2 months waiting list to seek out mental health. What a failure of a health system. No wonder why so many people in this country turn to drugs and self-harm. I will just get stoned to feel better for a moment.
These things that destroy are inside of ourselves
Stay positive Amanda.
:-*
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This is a good one:
Just been doing the washing up and one of the things I washed was a plastic tub that Mum had given me with bits of the cheeseboard in when I left Boxing Day. Whilst washing it I suddenly realised that it was the same tub that used to have Raisins in that we used when we made Rockcakes a frightening amount of years ago - more than 35 ! That is some serious Tupperware there, I'm proper impressed which brings us nicely to the WTF moment: WTF? what happened to me that made me impressed with a plastic ******* box ? ? ?
;D ;D ;D ;D
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I pretty much subscribe to the view that “Chaos rules it all”. It should be obvious by now that I don't believe in any form of proscribed religion preaching the overarching power of some deity or other but sometimes I do wonder if there isn't some sort of weird shit going on deep down in the centre of the universe.............
If I can, I'm going to do a French gig or two this spring. Never seen NMA abroad and doing that is one of the challenges I've set myself this year so France has been on my mind the last week or two.
Now, I'm on a dating website. Yeah I know it's a bit like the poor sod chosen to lead the assault on the city walls back in the day – Forlorn Hope ;D. Although it is a bit “niche” so I do alright for attention. But most of it is just lowest common denominator ugly fat lorry driver style yuck (If you are a lorry driver I'm not for one second suggesting that's what all lorry drivers are like – I'm trying to convey an image through words x). The important point though is I've been there a few years now and it's a UK site.
So how come tonight I get a message from a guy who is not only pretty damn attractive but who also sent an interesting message and (never had this before) he's French !!!!!!!
I mean WTF? ???
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Anna, we're getting old when we start posting about kitchen appliances...
;)
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Well Anna we will wish all the luck in the whole dam world
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Anna, we're getting old when we start posting about kitchen appliances...
;)
I know it's late and my brain works weird but what ? ;D ???
Well Anna we will wish all the luck in the whole dam world
Don't matter what happens, that on it's own will keep me smiling for a day or two :)
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Anna, was referring to your comment about cheeseboards and tuppaware... which aren't exactly kitchen appliances... I meant 'kitchen stuff'...?
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Gotcha - told you it was late ;
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I had thought I was getting good at this but..............
:o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
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Aye bet ye he canny ding doon the doo !
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Uninsured taxi drivers who crash into my 24 hour old, new car.
>:(
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Most of the topics on this forum of late.
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Most of the topics on this forum of late.
What can I say... someone posts bullshit, we respond in kind... ;)
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Uninsured taxi drivers who crash into my 24 hour old, new car.
>:(
Ooooh - I'm buying a new car too. I'll gut the person that does that to mine.
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Most of the topics on this forum of late.
What can I say... someone posts bullshit, we respond in kind... ;)
They do make more sense now that I've oiled up my brain a bit tonight.
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The whole "Space" thing on here of late is a WTF moment. At first it was a bit offensive, bit shocking. Then it became funny, then angering. Now it is just embarrassing. New people could be showing an interest in NMA at any time after hearing some of the bands new material, wanting to find out more looking here for the first time. I am embarrassed as a fan to think they will see his B/S posts on here as part of their first impressions
Cannot figure out what his game is but he is showing massive insecurities all the time, constantly trying to reassure himself. He is American, so the States is the best country in the world. He is from New York, so NY is the centre of the Universe. He doesn't drink, so people who do drink are weak. He has a guitar, so his playing and writing is even better than NMA. He likes NMA, therefore he alone has to be the biggest NMA fan. Always right and better than everyone else.
Hate to admit it, but I am starting to feel a bit sorry for him.
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Just clocked that Shush.
I pretty much go with what you say.
The cynical part of me knows it's just an individual who gets off on being aggressive, superior, insulting and spoiling for a fight.
The better part of me that likes to give people the benefit of the doubt says that it's purely a cultural thing exacerbated by the weird nature of forum communication.
The best part of me that cares about others tells me that this individual really needs to consider seeking professional help.
Unfortunately I think the cynical part of me is right (But in fairness remember my view is coloured by unresolved personal). Not sure I'm that bothered anymore - if I want to go to Wetherspoons then there is one in every ******* town, I don't need to come here to find it.
:(