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Title: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Space on February 01, 2015, 08:58:43 PM
Katy Perry was just interviewed prior to her Super Bowl halftime show and she was asked if she would like to do it again in 2016. Katy said she'd love to but can't because the NFL is scheduling New Model Army with a special guest appearance by Iggy Azalea to do the 2016 halftime show.

The slot is only 15 minutes long and the headliner - New Model Army - has to do a duet with the second artist - Ms. Azalea - so NMA will be very limited in what they can do. What four songs would you like to see them do? (Third song has to be a duet with Iggy Azalea.)

1. "Here Comes The War" - that's a no brainer to start off their short set. Get the crowd raving mad.
2. "Knievel" - good old Evel was a God to the yahoos in America, the crowd will love this ode to the legend
3. "Did You Make It Safe" - this will be the duet with Iggy Azalea (she will sing the "to the water...to the sunlight" parts)
4. "Vengeance" - there will be only about a minute left in their set, so NMA will just have to sing "I believe in getting the bastard, getting the bastard" over and over.

Can't wait for 2016 Super Bowl!
What Super set do you want to see?
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Heno on February 01, 2015, 09:01:16 PM
wow

thanks space

i would have never known that only for you

my life is complete

you're brilliant



PS everyone happy now?
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 01, 2015, 09:24:41 PM
Good Lord !!!!

You mean someone who adopts the name of a flowering shrub of the Rhododendron genus is going to be performing before the only important audience in the whole wide world?

Well **** me but I never thought gardening was ever gonna be that cool  ;D

Nice one - love ya' fella  :-*
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on February 01, 2015, 09:42:35 PM
Truly, what exactly is "super bowl" Is that the name of the stadium, or the name of a competition ?
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 01, 2015, 09:49:21 PM
Duh,

Super = Excellent

Bowl = A round container that is open at the top and is deep enough to hold fruit, sugar etc.

ergo - a damn fine kitchen accessory  :)

Hope I helped :-*
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Heno on February 01, 2015, 09:49:38 PM
for me super bowl is one that you can share easily with at least three people
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on February 01, 2015, 09:57:07 PM
Thanks for clearing that up for me  ::)

And is that what the winning team is presented with after they win their game of rounders ?
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Heno on February 01, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
thats baseball shush

this is the one with the egg shaped missile that you launch with your hand. the name says it all - FOOTBALL
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on February 01, 2015, 10:00:58 PM
Ahh, the version of Rugby where the players are scared of getting hurt and need a lot of rest
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Heno on February 01, 2015, 10:08:58 PM
yes. the one where the women who follow the game are actually attractive. the turn up in their spare time and cheer the team on with leotards and pom poms and smiles. its mad.
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on February 01, 2015, 10:18:31 PM
hmmm, thankfully the band in the past have offered their support involving the real game called football.

http://www.sof2014.com.br/?lang=en
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Bunny on February 01, 2015, 10:23:26 PM
I actually think youre all illiterate. The phrase is supper bowl. You get a choice of watered soup and bread.



Pffft. Basics.
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 01, 2015, 10:24:04 PM
its mad.

Indeed it is, a load of overgrown hulks running about chasing a plastic ball, attempting to knock 7 barrels of shit out of each other in a most  unbecoming manner. Must admit thought the world had grown up a long time ago.

Shame

 :'(
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Heno on February 01, 2015, 10:36:10 PM
yeah well looks like ireland might be the next place to have an nfl franchise if obesity is anything to go by
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Space on February 02, 2015, 02:52:13 AM
Well, it's over. Katy did a fine job. I honestly don't see New Model Army doing the halftime show next year. Their songs are a bit too long, too much acoustic guitar, and just the things that they sing about might not be a good fit for a frivolous halftime show.

Great game tonight, by the way. Even if you just watch soccer, you probably will hear about the ending of tonight's Super Bowl. Stunning. Absolutely stunning. The most insane coaching decision in the history of sports. Any sport. A coach, not the players on the field, lost the Seattle Seahawks a championship. Most moronic, stupid, ridiculous, insane coaching decision in sports history.
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Master Ray on February 03, 2015, 07:50:32 PM
Funnily enough, someone I vaguely know and, for some reason, 'friended' on Facebook was whining on about that stuff to the delight of, um, ******* nobody.

Yawn.  Still, glad Katy went down a treat.  As Russell Brand might say...   ::)

Yup.  I went there.  Sorry, can't resist a naughty joke...  :-[
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 03, 2015, 08:30:53 PM
Still, glad Katy went down a treat.  As Russell Brand might say...   ::)

Yup.  I went there.  Sorry, can't resist a naughty joke...  :-[

Dude - you're turning into Graham Norton  ;D
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Pazza on February 05, 2015, 07:03:36 PM
They'll be doing the Milton Keynes Bowl next ;-)
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on May 23, 2015, 01:00:57 AM
did enjoy this Space thread. Say what you will about him / her, there were some funny moments








 ;D
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Johnz on May 23, 2015, 01:14:45 AM
did enjoy this Space thread. Say what you will about him / her, there were some funny moments








 ;D

Don't tempt fate.. :)
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Amandistan on May 23, 2015, 09:47:32 AM
Why are we resurfacing this?
He hasn't posted in a long while.
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on May 23, 2015, 12:54:32 PM
I was reminiscing over some of the more light hearted moments. Sometimes things get too serious around here.

but so be it

 :-X
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Pol on May 23, 2015, 12:55:13 PM
Think he has been suspended from the forum
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Master Ray on May 23, 2015, 08:31:47 PM
Space deffo got a suspension.

Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Rusco on May 23, 2015, 09:45:22 PM
After confusion, I really liked the original bowl post. Especially the detail about 2 minutes left - shout "I believe in Vengeance" for the rest of time.  ;D
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Shush on May 23, 2015, 11:45:26 PM
Exactly mate. ****, life should not be this serious, we will all be dead in 40 years, 80 years, no one will even remember us, 100 years, no one will  care that we ever existed other than the gene plan.

HAVE A FUCKIN' LAFF ,, WHEN EVER IT PRESENTS ITS SEN  ;D
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Tariq on May 28, 2015, 10:12:39 AM
I'm not sure if he's been suspended. Maybe more likely that we gave him the attention and reaction he wanted, he had a good laugh at us all until he got bored, moved on and is probably now doing exactly the same thing on another board somewhere.
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Master Ray on May 28, 2015, 08:03:51 PM
Tariq, the guy deffo got a suspension.  Viv confirmed it.
Title: Re: Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Post by: Tariq on May 29, 2015, 10:16:18 AM
Oh. I stand corrected!