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General Category => New Model Army => Topic started by: Bever on February 02, 2015, 08:19:42 AM

Title: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Bever on February 02, 2015, 08:19:42 AM
Let's all admit it, the name New Model Army is just too long of a name to be successful. Looking at super bands that made it in the industry, you'll notice that two words is the absolute maximum. R.E.M., U2, The Cure, Foo Fighters (originally The Foo Fighters but changed because it was three words), Queen, Blur, Oasis, the list goes on and on and on. And where are Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians now? Right. There may be the odd exception (yes you, Red Hot Chili Peppers), but we can all agree that with a name like New Model, or The Army, the Super Bowl would have been within reach.

Now funny you bring up the Super Bowl. I did some research, and guess what: Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, Madonna, The Who, all bands that had the opportunity to play at the world's most prestigious music festival during  the last few years. Count the words. I say count them!

Point proven.
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Rusco on February 02, 2015, 09:08:02 AM
Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, Madonna, The Who

Count the words. I say count them!

Eight words.
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Bever on February 02, 2015, 09:18:13 AM
Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, Madonna, The Who

Count the words. I say count them!

Eight words.
Yes, smarty pants, in 5 years! That is 1,6 per year!
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Bunny on February 02, 2015, 11:16:56 AM
So basically we're after a one letter named band that plays songs that last less than 2 notes?? Its a toughie!!!
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: jackroadkill on February 02, 2015, 12:32:02 PM
So basically we're after a one letter named band that plays songs that last less than 2 notes?? Its a toughie!!!

That'll be "A", then.  Remember them?!
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Shush on February 02, 2015, 02:40:24 PM
Well, you have convinced me Bever.

No Supper-Bowl with a name like that for the NMA.  :D
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 02, 2015, 04:57:41 PM
Irrefutable logic I would say. And an exception is always required to prove a rule.  :)
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Rusco on February 02, 2015, 05:25:26 PM
Nice to realise The Who's been doing a gig in last five years. ;D
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Shush on February 02, 2015, 07:06:27 PM
Lead singer with five syllables in his name also ! not good  :o
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Master Ray on February 02, 2015, 07:13:19 PM
So basically we're after a one letter named band that plays songs that last less than 2 notes?? Its a toughie!!!

That'll be "A", then.  Remember them?!

Good call, sir!

Saw them live at some festival, somewhere, once... I'd totally forgotten them until you reminded me.  And thy were quite successful once...

Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Coumarin on February 02, 2015, 07:46:06 PM
fields of the nephilim?,
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Coumarin on February 02, 2015, 07:57:21 PM
.......long name, long songs.....some things just take time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8NMayki4Uc
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Amandistan on February 02, 2015, 08:09:22 PM
Sorry but these posts are getting ridiculous. I know it's mean as a joke about another member's post but could we just please either back off of him or ignore it. ::)

If he wants an argument, then isn't this just fueling it?

Can we please get to just talking about music. As all of these posts are ridiculous and really just prolonging a senseless argument. This is more pointless than saying that the songs are too long.

This reminds me of school when I was 11 years old.
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Coumarin on February 02, 2015, 08:14:08 PM
is the joke on me? i would like to know
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Coumarin on February 02, 2015, 08:19:14 PM
my confidence has been at an all time low. it would be nice to think i have at least NMA family
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 02, 2015, 08:40:39 PM
ignore it

That's what I do if I don't like a thread - ignore it and let others who do get on with it. Perhaps you should too.

my confidence has been at an all time low. it would be nice to think i have at least NMA family

Of course you do honey  :-*
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Coumarin on February 02, 2015, 08:59:32 PM
thank you
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Shush on February 02, 2015, 09:58:35 PM
Coumarin mate, things have been a bit strange here lately. At the mo' take nothing personally.  ;)
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Bunny on February 02, 2015, 11:21:26 PM
Sorry but these posts are getting ridiculous. I know it's mean as a joke about another member's post but could we just please either back off of him or ignore it. ::)

If he wants an argument, then isn't this just fueling it?

Can we please get to just talking about music. As all of these posts are ridiculous and really just prolonging a senseless argument. This is more pointless than saying that the songs are too long.

This reminds me of school when I was 11 years old.

Ok. Im not one for arguing with anyone. I think personally things have moved on Amandistan. What I think youre reading is good ol British irony. I think things have calmed down a lot for the better IMHO. If theres one thing we do well, its depreciation especially self depreciation. Its in our psyche. I can get the joke here and its not childish. Just banter. Banter is healthy, abuse isnt. Well I hope so anyhoo.
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Shush on February 03, 2015, 06:58:55 PM
Completely agree with that Drummyb. The latest posts by a certain individual no longer have any impact. he is a spent force and no  longer has  the ability to offend. Posts he puts up now which a few weeks ago would cause alarm can now only really be judged as comical, and we react accordingly. That said, I have not forgotten he has upset a friend of mine, doesn't care, and can not be bothered to apologise.
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Master Ray on February 03, 2015, 07:12:50 PM
Those last 2 posts... completely agree.   ;)
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Darkness on February 03, 2015, 08:07:31 PM
 ;D
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Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Bever on February 04, 2015, 08:18:02 AM
Sorry but these posts are getting ridiculous. I know it's mean as a joke about another member's post but could we just please either back off of him or ignore it. ::)

If he wants an argument, then isn't this just fueling it?

Can we please get to just talking about music. As all of these posts are ridiculous and really just prolonging a senseless argument. This is more pointless than saying that the songs are too long.

This reminds me of school when I was 11 years old.

Ok. Im not one for arguing with anyone. I think personally things have moved on Amandistan. What I think youre reading is good ol British irony. I think things have calmed down a lot for the better IMHO. If theres one thing we do well, its depreciation especially self depreciation. Its in our psyche. I can get the joke here and its not childish. Just banter. Banter is healthy, abuse isnt. Well I hope so anyhoo.
And I'm not even a Brit ;)
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Bunny on February 04, 2015, 12:04:25 PM
You may be descended  ;D
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Simon73 on February 12, 2015, 09:00:30 PM
not 2 long at all in my opinion............3 words......i mean.............that s it plus the history behind those 3 words................
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Amandistan on February 14, 2015, 05:32:24 PM
Okay then. Sorry.     I must confess that Americans don't do irony well.   ;D
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Mike on March 02, 2015, 03:52:43 PM
The Arctic Monkeys
Charlie XCX
Imagine Dragons
Public Service Broadcasting
The War On Drugs

...all big now, most in the album chart presently, all with same or more syllables. Even the band who occasionally sound exactly like NMA, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, have a bloody long name and they're doing alright.
Title: Re: New Model Army: too long of a name!
Post by: Amandistan on March 02, 2015, 05:52:04 PM
Might I add "The War on Drugs" is brilliant.  Completely different from NMA but non-the-less brilliant.