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General Category => New Model Army => Topic started by: Space on March 12, 2015, 06:08:46 PM

Title: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Space on March 12, 2015, 06:08:46 PM
Chalk pictures of cave art? Time for a new approach.

A few years ago I added guitar to the tune "Inheritance" and made it a better song. Well, now I have taken my camera and photographed what would be NMA's best album cover:

(http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv224/taxmanharrison/USE38_zpsyewa8nt3.jpg)

Brilliant.
Perfectly captures the chaos of the band's long history and spotlights the guitar that embodies their sound.
I know Joolz is jealous and a bit worried she may be out for the next album cover.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Shush on March 12, 2015, 06:15:59 PM
Captures the bands long history ?? part of the long history having the same artist do their covers for over 30 years ?

This is just another wind up right?

Who are you hoping to take the bait on this one ? If you are trying to take on Joolz, good luck  ::)
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Pol on March 12, 2015, 07:21:29 PM
Gawd we have been following the wrong people all these, not only can space write better songs that Justin now he is a better artist than Joolz. What next space are you going to rewrite her books and poetry why not go the whole way and open up your own tattoo shop. I bet Justin and Joolz won't sleep easy tonight
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: lotus on March 12, 2015, 07:26:44 PM
Joolz has already done her version of "Space"  ;)

http://shop.newmodelarmy.org/new-black-dahlia-cd-p-856.html

Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: lotus on March 12, 2015, 07:45:06 PM
So perhaps Space creates a better version of Space - an interesting idea  ;D
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Space on March 12, 2015, 08:31:51 PM
So perhaps Space creates a better version of Space - an interesting idea  ;D

That song as it stands now is about 98% perfect.
I would have dropped the Joolz voiceover bit. The song would then have been 100% perfect.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Bill B on March 12, 2015, 10:40:48 PM
Words fail me. Except one.......
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Master Ray on March 12, 2015, 10:46:37 PM
I suspect there is a New York pugilist giggling like a little girl right now...
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Pol on March 12, 2015, 11:19:11 PM
Just why haven't nma signed up this outstanding talent
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Suspect Device on March 13, 2015, 12:33:38 AM
i think its beautiful

i can see much meaning it

its an aggregation of genius

and probably plagiarism

 
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Space on March 13, 2015, 01:43:36 AM
Thanks for the great review, Suspect Device. You definitely know your art.
I'm glad you have been moved by the beauty and meaning in my art.
One thing, there is no plagiarism involved. All original thinking.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Tony S on March 13, 2015, 03:17:13 PM
I suspect there is a New York pugilist giggling like a little girl right now...

Yeah, for once, I think this is genuinely a joke !  Nice one Space.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: texaspete on March 13, 2015, 09:16:17 PM
a joke, let's hope so. Imagine the kind of poor lonely sod who would do something like this as a wind up. A keyboard warrior wi nowt other to do with his day but troll band webpages.

Just imagine....
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Rusco on March 13, 2015, 09:40:05 PM
When I was at my twenties I was in a music school practising drums. I remember once I played along with the Impurity cd, at the back, and recorded the whole session. So there were actually two drum tracks; the original and mine. I used to practise with the album then quite frequently, I think.

Eeh, this just came to my mind from this thread.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Space on March 14, 2015, 06:35:36 PM

Yeah, for once, I think this is genuinely a joke !  Nice one Space.
Joke? Man, that is so hurtful of you to say things about another person's work.

That is my photograph. That is my art. It took a great deal of time to coceptualize it, create it physically, and then capture it photograhically. If you think I just threw a bunch of NMA records onto my couch, laid my guitar over them, and then snapped a picture of it using a ten year old digital camera, you'd be wrong. It is my art. I am very proud of that piece. I am actually going to offer it to the Leipzig Museum Of Modern Art.  For you to call it a "joke" is wrong. I await your apology.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Master Ray on March 14, 2015, 07:00:09 PM

Yeah, for once, I think this is genuinely a joke !  Nice one Space.
Joke? Man, that is so hurtful of you to say things about another person's work.

That is my photograph. That is my art. It took a great deal of time to coceptualize it, create it physically, and then capture it photograhically. If you think I just threw a bunch of NMA records onto my couch, laid my guitar over them, and then snapped a picture of it using a ten year old digital camera, you'd be wrong. It is my art. I am very proud of that piece. I am actually going to offer it to the Leipzig Museum Of Modern Art.  For you to call it a "joke" is wrong. I await your apology.

 ;D
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: jackroadkill on March 14, 2015, 07:36:03 PM

Yeah, for once, I think this is genuinely a joke !  Nice one Space.
Joke? Man, that is so hurtful of you to say things about another person's work.

That is my photograph. That is my art. It took a great deal of time to coceptualize it, create it physically, and then capture it photograhically. If you think I just threw a bunch of NMA records onto my couch, laid my guitar over them, and then snapped a picture of it using a ten year old digital camera, you'd be wrong. It is my art. I am very proud of that piece. I am actually going to offer it to the Leipzig Museum Of Modern Art.  For you to call it a "joke" is wrong. I await your apology.

Oh, get over yourself.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Bunny on March 14, 2015, 07:57:31 PM
Carefully randomly threw some old cds about and put a geetar in the middle? Looks like a students bedroom 😀
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: texaspete on March 14, 2015, 08:07:18 PM
sofa for 1 I would surmise... :P

Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Space on March 14, 2015, 08:52:56 PM
Carefully randomly

Uhh, you do realize that is an impossibilty.
Carefully, randomly threw some old CDs about... Damn, if I pulled that off, I am even better than I think I am.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on March 14, 2015, 09:33:16 PM
[ I am even better than I think I am.

Really? You post that after having a pop at someone else for stating an impossibility? Just how small is it Space?
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: texaspete on March 14, 2015, 10:03:35 PM
Constantly expanding unfortunately ;)
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Bunny on March 14, 2015, 10:45:36 PM
Carefully randomly

Uhh, you do realize that is an impossibilty.
Carefully, randomly threw some old CDs about... Damn, if I pulled that off, I am even better than I think I am.
Yes I do. In the same way that organised chaos is also a  trick with words.
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Sequoia225 on March 16, 2015, 03:46:27 AM
Are posts getting deleted here? Wasnt this thread a couple pages at least?
Title: Re: Step Aside Joolz, I Have Designed The Next NMA Album Cover
Post by: Heno on March 16, 2015, 10:01:01 PM
i love how tolerant nma.org is to all sorts of people. its fantastic.