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Title: The worst songs lyrics EVER thread...
Post by: Master Ray on May 16, 2016, 09:48:30 PM
Pretty sure this hasn't been done before...

OK, the NMA Forum has gone a bit quiet of late, so I thought I'd post a potentially amusing thread, I don't think that it's been done before... the song lyrics (from any band or act) that make you bloody cringe!

Might be a laugh, eh?   ???

Here we go...

'She lives in a house, she's stupid as a mouse'... Suede, 'Savoir Faire'.

'We'll get a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon...' Feeder, 'Buck Rogers'.

'Keep the blood flowing down to your feet, Brother Louis will be around in a minute with a bucket of squirrel meat'... Prince, 'Superfragicalixesy'.

'People are people, so why should it be... you and I should get along so AWFULLY'... Depeche Mode, 'People Are People'.

'All fall down, can't complain, mustn't grumble... help yourself to another piece of apple crumble...' ABC, 'That Was Then, This Is Now'.

'I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight I fear most, I'd rather eat a piece of toast...'  Des'Ree, 'Life'.

What f-awful lyrics do you remember that make you go like THIS...   ::)

Title: Re: The worst songs lyrics EVER thread...
Post by: Pol on May 17, 2016, 05:21:45 AM
Just worries me that mr knows abc songs lol
With out much thought n not checking - hard-core soft porn , first born unicorn - rhcp
Daily to the filling station, underwater navigation - dead Kennedys
Title: Re: The worst songs lyrics EVER thread...
Post by: Wessexy Witch on May 17, 2016, 11:53:19 AM
She works at Marks & Spencer’s
 La la la Lech Walesas

Half Man Half Biscuit at their best ! The song is called Reflections in a Flat on the album Back in the DHSS.

 ;D
Title: Re: The worst songs lyrics EVER thread...
Post by: Hughie on May 17, 2016, 12:51:36 PM
I'm serious as cancer when I say
"Rhythm is a dancer"

Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer

Title: Re: The worst songs lyrics EVER thread...
Post by: wobs on May 17, 2016, 01:01:07 PM
The Cure - Love Song
All of it. Its just un-inspired rubbish in an otherwise masterpiece of an album.
Title: Re: The worst songs lyrics EVER thread...
Post by: Master Ray on May 17, 2016, 09:36:38 PM
The Cure - Love Song
All of it. Its just un-inspired rubbish in an otherwise masterpiece of an album.

True that!  Love 'Disintagration' but those lyrics are so weak and insipid...

Let me add... 'Bonafide ride, step aside my Johnston... Yes, in the woods of Wisconsin...'  WTF, you Red Hot Chilli Peppers buggers?