Though i would share this with you all. I thought it was funny anyway!
Picture the scene,
Me and the missus sat at the dining room table, i'm working from home and she is reading some bullshit magazine that had just been posted through the door. Now i'm in work mode so i'm not really listening to anything she says but the following conversation ensued....
Emma "We should buy a hot tub"
Matt trying to be polite "Why would we do that"
Emma "I don't know but this company has a sale on"
Matt "OK but i am trying to work, can we talk about this later"
Emma "This company actually bring you the hot tub with the water in it at exactly the right temperature"
Matt "Bullshit!! Not a chance!!"
Emma (very annoyed that i didn't believe it) "It says on the ad....water delivered at 40 degrees!"
Matt "Hahaha, that's the hot tub's specification not the delivery company bringing the customer the water"
It was very funny bless her.