Your Top 5 Of Anything... anything at all... ;o)

[Master Ray]

Top 5 England football team excuses as to why they're so shit...

Penalties
Injuries
Their modelling contracts
The press(ure)
Which pop star / soap star / reality show star they're trying to figure out who to shag next...

 

[Whirlwind]

Michael Caine films. whats your favourite Caine 5 ?

1. ZULU
2. THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING
3. A BRIDGE TOO FAR -- mega stars in that film and four stood out: Connery, Hopkins, Edward Fox, and Caine
4. EDUCATING RITA
5. GET CARTER

How about:

Top 5 I-Can't-Believe-These-Films-Are-So-Awful Michael Caine Films

1. BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE
2. BLAME IT ON RIO
3. THE SWARM
4. JAWS: THE REVENGE
5. THE ISLAND

[Master Ray]

Well, Shush, we've talked about Michael Caine... what about Terence Stamp, his best mate in the 1960's?

My top 5 Terence Stamp movies...

The Collector
The Limey
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert
Superman 2
Billy Budd

[Red]

Ok I don't want a bs argument , but how can anyone be above Justin
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plus your band has 3 bass players (would make for a interesting sound).

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No argument, but what attracted me to NMA back in the beginning was the bass. An instrumentalist in a band can be the focal point. Example: One could say Morrissey is the face and voice of The Smiths, but what is the first attraction to The Smiths? Johnny Marr's guitar. Same with New Model Army. Sure Justin is the frontman, the voice, the songwriter...but it is the bass on those first records that made many pay attention to that band.



As for a band having three bass players? Heck, Ned's Atomic Dustbin weren't a bad band and they had two bass players. Maybe they would have been better with three.

Actually they still are a good band and still have 2 bass players

[Shush]

I thought the late great Roger Moore was Caines best mate. ? Which leads me to the film Bullseye from 1990. Have you seen it ? A film that truly earns the term "so bad its good". Clearly just three film friends - Michael Winner, Caine and Moore making a film for the fun of it.

[Master Ray]

Terence Stamp and Michael Caine were best mates in the 60's and then fell out over sleeping arrangements after moving to a new flat, apparently.  According to MC's first autobiography, 'What's It All About', which is far better than his second, 'The Elephant To Hollywood'.

As far as 'Bullseye' goes... yes I saw it on VHS when it first came out and I've been trying to suppress the memory ever since.  I've seen many Michael Winner films and, the original Death Wish aside, the man couldn't direct a steady stream of piss, much less a film.   

[Shush]

I've always had soft spot for "Hannibal Brooks" which is a Winner film !

[Master Ray]

So, one from my childhood...

*adopts Jeff Tracy voice*

FIVE! Thunderbird 2

FOUR! Thunderbird 3

THREE! Thunderbird 1

TWO! Thunderbird 4

ONE! Thunderbird 5

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E

[Shush]

Top 5 James Bonds

1. Sean Connery
2. Roger Moore
3. George Lazenby
4. Pierce Brosnan (unfortunately he was saddled with really bad films)
1,005. Daniel Craig and Timothy Dalton --- both atrocious

My five Bonds

Moore
Craig
Broznan
Dalton
Connery

[Master Ray]

My top 5 Doctor Who's...

Baker (Tom, not Colin...)
Smith
Troughton
Pertwee
Tennant

[jackroadkill]

Top five old-school Vauxhall engines -

1 - 20SEH
2 - C20LET
3 - X20XE
4 - C20NE
5 - 13SB

Somewhat leftfield, but hey, it's Saturday night.

[Bunny]

My top 5 Doctor Who's...

Baker (Tom, not Colin...)
Smith
Troughton
Pertwee
Tennant

Ill go
Tennant
Smith
Tom Baker
Capaldi
Pertwee

[Master Ray]

My top 5 Doctor Who's...

Baker (Tom, not Colin...)
Smith
Troughton
Pertwee
Tennant

Ill go
Tennant
Smith
Tom Baker
Capaldi
Pertwee

Capaldi would have been in my top 5 if the scripts had been better... damn, a superb actor let down by some terrible stories...   

[Master Ray]

Top 5 UK Cathedrals...

Liverpool (Anglican)
St Pauls
Ely
Durham
Liverpool (Catholic)

[Pol]

Top 5 mad max villains.
Immortan Joe .
Coma-Doof warrior  (flamethrower guitar guy)
Master Blaster.
Lord Humungus/  Wez
Auntie Entity/  Ironbar

Honourable mention Toe cutter  ( ok I cheated lol )