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Title: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Master Ray on December 04, 2025, 08:37:42 PM

C'mon, it's a Christmas tradition amongst us folks!    ;D

It seems like the big straw lad has survived the last couple of years, maybe the security got a lot better, but just inn case anyone wants to take bets on whether the traditional burning will happen then this is the place to do it!  ;)

Here's the link to the livefeed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1VOrSoJXnc
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Ghosttrain on December 05, 2025, 09:08:02 AM
I predict his demise on 17th..........
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: jc on December 05, 2025, 12:07:44 PM
27th for me.

 Cheers

jc
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: cthulhu on December 05, 2025, 02:27:43 PM
Well, i would burn this goat on the 23rd... :D
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Master Ray on December 06, 2025, 10:43:22 PM

You lot seem to cherish the thought of this poor chap burning, I mean what's he ever done to you?  He just wants to give Christmas joy to the fine folks of Sweden!  Evil, every last one of youse. 

I predict and pray that the Gavel Goat will stand resplendent for the whole of Christmas!

Ah, maybe I'm just getting soft in my old age...   :-[
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Shush on December 07, 2025, 07:06:23 PM
NOW I know it's Christmas!!

28th burn
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: fiddlesticks on December 08, 2025, 11:50:15 AM
24th 🤞
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Winterwulf on December 08, 2025, 01:30:14 PM
I'll be a heathen and predict the goat goes up in flames on the 21st as a Yule sacrifice!
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Tarsier on December 09, 2025, 11:07:25 AM
I'll pick 19th. You gotta love the Wikipedia page of The Goat. "Repeated Destruction by Fire" must be one of the most metal subheadings of all time and, incidentally, the name of the newest song of my imaginary grind death band. Other songs inspired by the article being "Survived With Damage", "Method of Destruction" and "Pecked to Pieces by Jackdaws".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat)
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Ghosttrain on December 09, 2025, 11:47:44 AM
And the name of your imaginary grind death band is.....................?
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Tarsier on December 09, 2025, 12:13:19 PM
And the name of your imaginary grind death band is.....................?

To be fair, it's very difficult to compete with the existing ones in grossness and offensiveness so I haven't yet  decided on the name.
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Master Ray on December 21, 2025, 08:29:26 PM

The Gavle Goat still stands!   ;)  :D
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: jc on December 27, 2025, 06:10:10 PM
The Goat has collapsed!

https://metro.co.uk/video/swedens-iconic-g-vle-goat-collapses-strong-winds-3576773/

Cheers

jc
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Master Ray on December 27, 2025, 11:16:48 PM
Aw...well it makes a change from 'burned down', 'eaten by birds' or 'hit by a car' as has happened on previous years...

Well, our old pal Shush picked the 28th, the destruction date of the goat if not the method, so I guess he wins it this year!

See y'all next year....   ;D
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: jc on December 28, 2025, 08:08:51 PM
Ahem, it was 27th and it was me  :)

Cheers

jc
Title: Re: Gavle Goat 2025
Post by: Winterwulf on December 29, 2025, 08:21:17 PM
Aw...well it makes a change from 'burned down', 'eaten by birds' or 'hit by a car' as has happened on previous years...

Next year, I'll guess that life imitates art (specifically Bill Bailey) and it gets ripped apart by badgers...