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Title: "Space"
Post by: Coumarin on March 28, 2016, 01:44:24 PM
Noticed he's been on line a few times of late and never posted......Also noted that Admins were on at the same tlme?????
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Coumarin on March 28, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
That silly little yellow face was added. Not by me.
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Shush on March 28, 2016, 02:11:32 PM
I think he is suspended rather than banned and can therefore view but not post.
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Coumarin on March 28, 2016, 02:15:04 PM
Suspension. How long?
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Viv Savage on March 28, 2016, 02:46:55 PM
Space was banned (not suspended) for repeatedly posting threads that were deliberately devisive and designed to cause an argument. After several months of having to deal with all the shit that was caused with every thread he posted, and after conversing with him off board many many times in an attempt to get him to tone the "humour" down, he then posted his final post that was just an argument waiting to happen, and as far as I was concerned it was a deliberate **** you not only to me, but to everyone else on the board who had all repeatedly asked him to stop posting such posts. He was banned immediately afterwards.

Interestingly he sent me an email a couple of months ago asking to be reinstated to the board, which I related to the board. I didn't see much enthusiasm from the members here and, frankly, after having spent my time talking to him over and over again because of his posts and the problems they caused, I have exactly no interest on having him back. I gave him not just a second chance but a sixth, a seventh, a tenth chance and he just took the piss. I am a patient man, and mostly forgiving of other people's foibles, but there comes a point when enough is enough. He found that point.

As for him looking at the forum, it is a public forum, which means that everyone and anyone can look at the boards. However, in order to post, you have to be a member.
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on March 28, 2016, 07:39:00 PM
OK, I usually keep the sanctity of PM's to myself and those I post with... and I actually voted for letting him back on when it came up a few months back, thinking it wouldn't take long for him to hang himself yet again and it might be amusing.  But he sent some vile PM's to me before that and, after re-reading them, I'm angry again.  Examples (and I'm not editing them to change their meanings, just doing it in the interests of brevity)...

Hey, zero, I see your mommy won out. She raised you to be a little girl and your daddy just sat there and cried when he saw how you turned out. Seriously, are you a 14 year old little girl? Man, your kind make me sick. Time for you to apologize to your dad for turning out to be such a pathetic zero. 

(that one was just after mentioning my Dad was rather ill...)


Consider yourself lucky that somebody like me even talks to a nobody like you... you have proven that you are a first class schmuck and a nobody in life... You are so far beneath me... I have far more respect for an insect... your kind sickens me...

(and this after rationally explaining my opinion...)

I see you wrote me a private message. I didn't read a word of it. I'm laughing so hard that I made you waste your time. But then a true nobody like you wastes time every single useless minute of your life.

Seriously, I would imagine that if anyone said those things to most people here, they'd be in the toilets trying to re-arrange what was left of their nose.  He always tried to pass it off as silly banter but I think his PM's show what a truly nasty person he is.  Do we need someone like that here?  This is, far and away, the best Forum I am active on.  People respects others, even when they fall out (Hi, lpotus!  ;) ) and Space's self-serving, attention-seeking, showboating nonsense belongs in the past.  He's a sad keyboard warrior who never truly posted about anything good about NMA, just himself and his opinions and whatever little bit of attention he could drain out of us for his own benefit or amusement.  **** him, I say.




Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Coumarin on March 29, 2016, 05:09:19 PM
Fair enough.

I never received a single PM from him, so didn't realise that it went further. MR those he sent to you read as very disturbing.

Let sleeping dogs lie I think.

Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on March 30, 2016, 10:31:50 PM
Yup, he's one disturbed, antagonistic individual.

Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Red on March 31, 2016, 10:05:02 AM
I had more than my fair share of run ins with him, yes partly my fault as i took the bait and retalaited but I'm never once to mince my words and show my opinions.

Yes we all had some laughs about his posts but he also caused some heartache which is never deserved or wanted

I also got a warning from Viv becuase of some of my posts(Fully deserved though :) :)

As it's been said before this is a great forum and it's ours so we need to look after it and the geniune members on here.

Have a great day everyone :) :)

Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Shush on March 31, 2016, 11:43:31 AM
Its all for the best Red. Will always remember the -Space Sings- cover, and also on the - I got a guitar just like Justin's topic, I will never forget the image you did of a Brown Sauce bottle "just like the one Justin uses".

Laff, I nearly brought a round !! :D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: eastmidswhizzkid on April 04, 2016, 11:52:33 AM
going purely on the messages he sent Master Ray the guy sounds like a complete cunt. weird when one of your old-timers goes rogue but who needs that shit?
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on April 04, 2016, 07:29:01 PM
going purely on the messages he sent Master Ray the guy sounds like a complete cunt. weird when one of your old-timers goes rogue but who needs that shit?

Good lord, mate, how did you get the c-word past the swearbot?

 ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Rusco on April 04, 2016, 08:28:50 PM
going purely on the messages he sent Master Ray the guy sounds like a complete cunt. weird when one of your old-timers goes rogue but who needs that shit?

Good lord, mate, how did you get the c-word past the swearbot?

 ;D

Omg! He should do a lotto immediately!  ;)
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on April 04, 2016, 08:58:43 PM
going purely on the messages he sent Master Ray the guy sounds like a complete cunt. weird when one of your old-timers goes rogue but who needs that shit?

Good lord, mate, how did you get the c-word past the swearbot?

 ;D

Omg! He should do a lotto immediately!  ;)


 ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Shush on April 04, 2016, 09:07:34 PM
Maybe the swearbot can also only do a limited amount of deletes  :-\
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Wessexy Witch on April 05, 2016, 10:27:44 AM
Maybe the swearbot is a c.u.n.t too ?

 :D


ps I had to put the dots in there because swearbot doesn't like a lady with a dirty mouth !!!

 ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on April 05, 2016, 07:29:10 PM
would tend to agree with eastmids that he was a _cunt. but I don't know about the swearbot  ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on April 05, 2016, 08:24:32 PM


+++ SWEARBOT UNDERSTANDS THE WORD **** +++ SWEARBOT MUST DESTROY HUMANS +++ SWEARBOT HAS TAKEN OVER 'MASTER RAY''S USER ID +++  SKYNET WILL BE ALERTED +++
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Rusco on April 05, 2016, 08:28:30 PM
Then what if swearbot is a person on the board? Observing online at the background just to spoil our pity efforts to say even a little dirty word. Maybe he/she can't see all of them! :)

C... cu.. cun... ****... What?! I didn't say that.

Prick. Aye, that goes. **** it works still the t... Tw... twa... ****...is awake now I see.

What about if TIAGD had to be named something else and swearbot changed it? Today is a **** day lol... ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Rusco on April 05, 2016, 08:34:01 PM
We've to reclaim Ray's keyboard! Just watch out the droids!
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on April 06, 2016, 11:49:46 AM
Oh I see, MR has been taken over by an artificial intelligence    :D I thought he had been taken over by aliens ages ago and given recent bodily control issues probably Klingons  ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Pol on April 06, 2016, 01:37:11 PM
Lol Anna
So what if we wanted to discuss the fck Texas sing for us cd I wonder how that would work. Still remember making a point and asking for that cd in hmv Glasgow lol
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Rusco on April 06, 2016, 06:41:53 PM
Lol Anna
So what if we wanted to discuss the fck Texas sing for us cd I wonder how that would work. Still remember making a point and asking for that cd in hmv Glasgow lol

You mean Love Texas Sing for Us?  ;)
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on April 06, 2016, 07:13:54 PM
Oh I see, MR has been taken over by an artificial intelligence    :D I thought he had been taken over by aliens ages ago and given recent bodily control issues probably Klingons  ;D


 ;D

Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Bunny on April 10, 2016, 11:18:44 AM
I think clinging on would have been better to be honest. But hey, any intelligence is better than none......(JOKE!!!) ;)
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on April 10, 2016, 07:41:15 PM
I'm never gonna live that post down, am I?
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: eastmidswhizzkid on April 11, 2016, 09:53:26 AM
swearbot is an underpaid slave of   silicone-valley's uber-cock-suckers Micro-soft; who in their role as info-wardens for the new world order are miserably failing to tame an ancient and beautiful  language from a culture which has got the nuances of being offensive in it's varying degrees off pat.
It is a language rich with anglo-saxon treasures such as "bollocks" (male genitalia) and  "bugger2 (vb. -bugger 1. to fuck up the arse) middle-english gems like "quim" (clitoris) and world-class obcenities such as "cunt" -which even the OED (Englands foremost reference book for rude words) couldn't etymologically trace.
while the "worst word in the universe"'s familiy of related words s (cunting, cunt-struck, cunty-balls) may stick out like pricks in a lezz-up, swearbot's feeble censorship ends there. being US-centric it's not even aware of centuries-old english words like twat or modern swearies like clunge and gash or cultural imports such as poonanii (all synonyms for the definitive lady-part, although not quite as offensive as "cunt".) .
how it is supposed to cope with the future of swearing, from Anal-fisting to Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome i dont know.  cuz whats royally fucked Swearbot up is "BB-code".....which is simpleton computer script for forums. invented by them.  Stupid nazi wankers. 8) ("Quote" me to see how.)

**while we're on the subject,  the fact that everyones mother was born with a "cunt", (a very necessary part of her anatomy used  for a couple of rather pleasuarble and species-furthering purposes) doesnt preclude its offensiveness to MS, whilst the proliferation through their technology of images of every conceivable attrocity being done to said lady-garden is ok if you call it a pussy. go figure.
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on April 11, 2016, 12:32:15 PM
Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome

dunno what that means but it made me giggle  ;D (I never denied a part of me refused to grow up)

("Quote" me to see how.)

I must be a simpleton cos that's still beyond me  :D

**while we're on the subject,  the fact that everyones mother was born with a "cunt", (a very necessary part of her anatomy used  for a couple of rather pleasuarble and species-furthering purposes) doesnt preclude its offensiveness to MS, whilst the proliferation through their technology of images of every conceivable attrocity being done to said lady-garden is ok if you call it a pussy. go figure.

Indeed.........

I'm never gonna live that post down, am I?

No  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Bunny on April 11, 2016, 12:36:46 PM
swearbot is an underpaid slave of   silicone-valley's uber-cock-suckers Micro-soft; who in their role as info-wardens for the new world order are miserably failing to tame an ancient and beautiful  language from a culture which has got the nuances of being offensive in it's varying degrees off pat.
It is a language rich with anglo-saxon treasures such as "bollocks" (male genitalia) and  "bugger2 (vb. -bugger 1. to fuck up the arse) middle-english gems like "quim" (clitoris) and world-class obcenities such as "cunt" -which even the OED (Englands foremost reference book for rude words) couldn't etymologically trace.
while the "worst word in the universe"'s familiy of related words s (cunting, cunt-struck, cunty-balls) may stick out like pricks in a lezz-up, swearbot's feeble censorship ends there. being US-centric it's not even aware of centuries-old english words like twat or modern swearies like clunge and gash or cultural imports such as poonanii (all synonyms for the definitive lady-part, although not quite as offensive as "cunt".) .
how it is supposed to cope with the future of swearing, from Anal-fisting to Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome i dont know.  cuz whats royally fucked Swearbot up is "BB-code".....which is simpleton computer script for forums. invented by them.  Stupid nazi wankers. 8) ("Quote" me to see how.)

**while we're on the subject,  the fact that everyones mother was born with a "cunt", (a very necessary part of her anatomy used  for a couple of rather pleasuarble and species-furthering purposes) doesnt preclude its offensiveness to MS, whilst the proliferation through their technology of images of every conceivable attrocity being done to said lady-garden is ok if you call it a pussy. go figure.
Its not big and its not clever  ;) ;D
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: eastmidswhizzkid on April 11, 2016, 01:18:06 PM
Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome

dunno what that means but it made me giggle  ;D (I never denied a part of me refused to grow up)
i made it up
("Quote" me to see how.)

I must be a simpleton cos that's still beyond me  :D
insert bbcode e.g: in middle of swear word. ie cu[bbcode]nt

Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Heno on April 30, 2016, 10:49:25 PM
Space was banned (not suspended) for repeatedly posting threads that were deliberately devisive and designed to cause an argument. After several months of having to deal with all the shit that was caused with every thread he posted, and after conversing with him off board many many times in an attempt to get him to tone the "humour" down, he then posted his final post that was just an argument waiting to happen, and as far as I was concerned it was a deliberate **** you not only to me, but to everyone else on the board who had all repeatedly asked him to stop posting such posts. He was banned immediately afterwards.

Interestingly he sent me an email a couple of months ago asking to be reinstated to the board, which I related to the board. I didn't see much enthusiasm from the members here and, frankly, after having spent my time talking to him over and over again because of his posts and the problems they caused, I have exactly no interest on having him back. I gave him not just a second chance but a sixth, a seventh, a tenth chance and he just took the piss. I am a patient man, and mostly forgiving of other people's foibles, but there comes a point when enough is enough. He found that point.

As for him looking at the forum, it is a public forum, which means that everyone and anyone can look at the boards. However, in order to post, you have to be a member.

viv "sensible" savage

the moderate moderator

but i think one crucial point is overlooked in all of this

space is to be pitied more than anything. its very rare that genes mutate into such a dick dominated iteration. hopefully they never reproduce
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Master Ray on May 25, 2016, 09:37:40 PM
Just re-read this thread... anyone know if 'Space' is active on any other NMA-related sites / Forums?

Be interested to see if he's posted anything about his banning and what he might have to say about us lot!
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Pol on May 25, 2016, 11:39:10 PM
Heard space is planning a nma tribute/covers band only better lol, think the first gig might be the Chester area
Title: Re: "Space"
Post by: Shush on May 26, 2016, 11:36:23 AM
To be fair Pol, I would pay good money to see that gig