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Title: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 27, 2018, 08:23:47 PM
Wow. Just heard Justin is the Super Bowl halftime show this year. He really is. Look it up. Justin is the Super Bowl halftime entertainment! Big game is next Sunday. Set is only 14 minutes long and the main attraction has to duet with another performer. What do you think Justin will do under those constraints?

I say:

1. Have to open with "Here Comes The War." That's a no brainer. "Today as you watch this game another 120 Americans will die of opioid overdoses." Man, that will get everyone's attention, and then we get that rousing chorus "HERE COMES THE WAAAAAR!" Justin has to open with this.

2. Justin should then groove it up a bit after that and do a dance version of "Summer Moors." Must please the ladies watching at home.

3. Time for the duet. Most likely Taylor Swift will be the surprise guest. Justin and Ms. Swift must rock out to "Sex (The Black Angel)." Taylor Swift will lose 5 million fans, but she will gain about 10 million more and be offered roles in R rated movies after this performance.

4. For the finale...Justin must close with "Vengeance." I can see an incredible TV moment as the entire stadium sings along with "I believe in getting the bastard, Getting The Bastard, GETTING THE BASTARD!" Great way to close.

That's my hope, but Justin being Justin -- a guy who always surprises his fans -- will probably come out looking like Justin Timberlake and do 'NSync  and solo Timberlake songs.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Master Ray on January 27, 2018, 09:49:31 PM
Seriously, Space?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8J2locx5o
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Bunny on January 27, 2018, 09:54:20 PM
https://youtu.be/aFW6yUlgGdI
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Rusco on January 27, 2018, 10:08:13 PM
Aw Space you've written a similar thread three years ago or something.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 28, 2018, 01:13:32 AM
Come on, you humorless Europeans! Lighten up. Isn't your continent the land of great comedy such as Peter Sellers, Monty Python, and Susan Boyle?

Fact:
Justin IS the Super Bowl halftime entertainer. (Look it up.)

Fact:
This is a brilliant post of mine. Seriously, why couldn't any of you come back with a set that Justin might do? Justin doing a Super Bowl halftime show???? Man, the comic possibilities are endless. I open the door for you, folks...and you can't even get up the walkway.

Fact:
Whoever Space is could not have written a similar thread three years ago. Three years ago Katy Perry was the halftime entertainment, not Justin. This year JUSTIN is the halftime entertainment. (Look it up.)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 28, 2018, 01:56:11 AM
Quote from: Rusco on January 27, 2018, 10:08:13 PM
Aw Space you've written a similar thread three years ago or something.
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Hmmm, I located the thread that this Space person wrote three years ago. In that post, Space said this:

  "The slot is only 15 minutes long"

Now if you look at my (Whirlwind's) post here, you see that I say:

 
"Set is only 14 minutes long."

See the differences? 14 minutes and 15 minutes? How can you say Space and Whirlwind are the same person?


By the way here is a link to that Space thread. Some good stuff in it. However, VERY different to my (Whirlwind's) thread.
http://board.newmodelarmy.org/index.php?topic=8598.msg144303#msg144303 (http://board.newmodelarmy.org/index.php?topic=8598.msg144303#msg144303)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Viv Savage on January 28, 2018, 01:42:02 PM
Just because this made me laugh out loud - cheers Bunny!
https://youtu.be/aFW6yUlgGdI
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Pol on January 28, 2018, 03:47:44 PM
Well that fairly brightened  up a wet Sunday afternoon lol
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 28, 2018, 04:19:43 PM
Quote from: Pol on January 28, 2018, 03:47:44 PM
Well that fairly brightened  up a wet Sunday afternoon lol
And just wait till next Sunday when Justin does the Super Bowl halftime show!
And, yes, Justin is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. (Look it up.)

"Here comes the WAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!"
Has to open with that.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Master Ray on January 28, 2018, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Bunny on January 27, 2018, 09:54:20 PM
https://youtu.be/aFW6yUlgGdI

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Pol on January 28, 2018, 09:22:28 PM
Is the super bowl some kinda man v food challenge,  oh wait it's that over complicated rugby game for wimps who have to wear protective gear
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: dilla on January 28, 2018, 09:37:32 PM
Let the whirlwind blow ;D
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 29, 2018, 12:44:55 AM
Quote from: Pol on January 28, 2018, 09:22:28 PM
..it's that over complicated rugby game for wimps who have to wear protective gear
Friend, simple logic can show you that what you wrote is rather silly.

Ever think that our football players are not wimps and that the reason they wear protective gear is because that sport is shatteringly dangerous to the body?

You mention rugby? Uhh, you do realize that we play rugby here in America...and get this, we don't wear protective gear to play that game. Why not? Because rugby is a game that is almost kid friendly and no need for protective gear. It's like bowling in that respect. But our football we do need protective gear.

Rugby -- no need for helmets and pads
Football - suit of armor

We play both sports here, one we wear protection for. The tough, savage game called football. Rugby can be played in shorts and tee shirt. Football, suit up, it's war.

(Explanation: rugby is a tackling/grabbing sport while our football is an impact/collision sport.)

I have nothing against rugby. Cool sport. Why can't you accept our sport as a great game?
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Pol on January 29, 2018, 08:34:50 AM
If you like it fair play , I find it boring all stop start , basically 3 different teams on each side . The six nations starts on Saturday do yourself a favour n tune in and cheer on Scotland
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 29, 2018, 09:48:48 PM
Quote from: Pol on January 29, 2018, 08:34:50 AM
do yourself a favour n tune in and cheer on Scotland
I will watch some rugby (if it is shown on TV here in the USA), but why on Earth would I cheer on Scotland? Haven't you heard:

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ******* Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers."

Dude, the only thing worthwhile that came out of Scotland was Sean Connery and Clare Grogan. If they are playing on Scotland's rugby team this Saturday, I'll root for Scotland. But me thinks they aren't.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Pol on January 30, 2018, 05:16:55 AM
Isn't Irvine Welsh the man you just quoted Scottish,  seems like you've just lost your own argument.
Thought all you Americas wanted to be Scottish or Irish.  If it wasn't for us there would be no Donald trump or big Macs,  what more could a country want . The English might have colonised us but we colonised you .
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Rusco on January 30, 2018, 05:56:14 AM
I think he's sleeping now. Until getting hungry for new replies.   

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Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 30, 2018, 05:55:38 PM
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Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 30, 2018, 06:23:31 PM
Quote from: Pol on January 30, 2018, 05:16:55 AM
Isn't Irvine Welsh the man you just quoted Scottish,  seems like you've just lost your own argument.
Thought all you Americas wanted to be Scottish or Irish.  If it wasn't for us there would be no Donald trump or big Macs,  what more could a country want . The English might have colonised us but we colonised you .
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Pol, my good friend, I really don't know where to begin with your post. I suppose I'll start at the beginning.

1. How does quoting a Scotsman slagging off the Scottish lose my argument? If I quoted an Englishman slagging the Scots, yeah, you can claim bias. But I gave you a quote from a Scotsman! A Scotsman can't even stand the Scotts! I'd say that's a slam dunk win for my position.

2. You thought Americans want to be Scotts or Englishman??? My good friend, do you not have history books over there? I suggest you go on amazon.com and buy one. Turn to the chapter entitled "1776."

3. Mr. Donald J. Trump happens to be of German origin. Americans defeated the Germans in WWI and WWII. We will defeat this German, too.

4. Uhh, the Scotts did not invent the Big Mac. The French did. Over here we enjoy Le Big Macs or a Royale with cheese. (That's a pretty good joke there. Some will get it.)

5. The Scotts colonized us??? I had a neighbor who used to play bagpipes every Saturday morning for an hour in his yard. Every other minute of his life he spent it blind drunk. Scotts contribute nothing here other than boosting our economy by spending massive amounts of money on alcohol.

My good friend, other than Sean Connery and Clare Grogan the Scotts have contributed nothing to mother Earth. Even your greatest soccer team Hibs is a joke. We have eleven year old girls soccer teams here in America that can beat the living hell out of Hibs.

Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Viv Savage on January 30, 2018, 08:52:03 PM
Space, you are on the very cusp of my patience. Play nice or don't play at all. Comprendez?
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Pol on January 30, 2018, 08:54:33 PM
take the bait
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Shush on January 30, 2018, 09:20:34 PM

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Pol, my good friend, I really don't know where to begin with your post.
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Spacewind, I just wish you knew where to end.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on January 31, 2018, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: Viv Savage on January 30, 2018, 08:52:03 PM
Space, you are on the very cusp of my patience. Play nice or don't play at all. Comprendez?
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Alright, alright. I'll play nice.

Boy, I have to tell you Europeans something. There is no way in hell with your genteel sensitivity that you Euros could survive more than one week here in America with our new President. You think Whirlwind is a whirlwind, you should live here with Mr. Trump. Man, that Donald J. is a category five hurricane accompanied by an earthquake and an atomic blast. And that is EVERYDAY! You guys get bent out of shape over a humorous Super Bowl post. Come live here and see what a WHIRLWIND really is like.

OK, Vivian. I'm at peace now. Just cut me some slack. Understand that everybody over here has been infected and changed by our glorious leader. We are all more aggressive, more stubborn, more stupid, more orange.

Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Raven on January 31, 2018, 05:46:52 AM
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Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: jackroadkill on February 01, 2018, 05:45:25 PM
Quote from: Whirlwind on January 30, 2018, 06:23:31 PM
other than Sean Connery and Clare Grogan the Scotts have contributed nothing to mother Earth.

Try telling that to Craig and Charlie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BDj4mr0fBc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BDj4mr0fBc)

Or these guys; sure they'd love to hear what you've got to say:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3b_lw7t2TE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3b_lw7t2TE)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Anna Woman von NRW on February 01, 2018, 06:58:23 PM
Quote from: Whirlwind on January 31, 2018, 12:08:48 AM
We are all more aggressive, more stubborn, more stupid,

mmm......  ::)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Master Ray on February 01, 2018, 08:02:51 PM
Quote from: Whirlwind on January 31, 2018, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: Viv Savage on January 30, 2018, 08:52:03 PM
Space, you are on the very cusp of my patience. Play nice or don't play at all. Comprendez?
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Alright, alright. I'll play nice.

Boy, I have to tell you Europeans something. There is no way in hell with your genteel sensitivity that you Euros could survive more than one week here in America with our new President. You think Whirlwind is a whirlwind, you should live here with Mr. Trump. Man, that Donald J. is a category five hurricane accompanied by an earthquake and an atomic blast. And that is EVERYDAY! You guys get bent out of shape over a humorous Super Bowl post. Come live here and see what a WHIRLWIND really is like.

OK, Vivian. I'm at peace now. Just cut me some slack. Understand that everybody over here has been infected and changed by our glorious leader. We are all more aggressive, more stubborn, more stupid, more orange.

Space, we're not pissed off about a silly post that you already did a few years back (and wasn't any funnier this time around).  We're remembering all the other shit you posted.   ::)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on February 01, 2018, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: jackroadkill on February 01, 2018, 05:45:25 PM

Try telling that to Craig and Charlie:

The Proclaimers???
You've got to be joking. Aren't they that novelty act, twins or something that sang about mileage in silly accents?

No, sir, Clare and Altered Images are the best musical act to ever come out of Scotland. And, my God, if all Scots look this good in their fifties, then OK, I'll concede there is something magical about Scotland. Who needs Brigadoon when Scotland has this:

(https://i2-prod.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/music-nightlife/article246622.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/cgwhiteJPG.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Red on February 02, 2018, 06:21:35 PM
Quote from: Master Ray on February 01, 2018, 08:02:51 PM
Quote from: Whirlwind on January 31, 2018, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: Viv Savage on January 30, 2018, 08:52:03 PM
Space, you are on the very cusp of my patience. Play nice or don't play at all. Comprendez?
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Alright, alright. I'll play nice.

Boy, I have to tell you Europeans something. There is no way in hell with your genteel sensitivity that you Euros could survive more than one week here in America with our new President. You think Whirlwind is a whirlwind, you should live here with Mr. Trump. Man, that Donald J. is a category five hurricane accompanied by an earthquake and an atomic blast. And that is EVERYDAY! You guys get bent out of shape over a humorous Super Bowl post. Come live here and see what a WHIRLWIND really is like.

OK, Vivian. I'm at peace now. Just cut me some slack. Understand that everybody over here has been infected and changed by our glorious leader. We are all more aggressive, more stubborn, more stupid, more orange.

Space, we're not pissed off about a silly post that you already did a few years back (and wasn't any funnier this time around).  We're remembering all the other shit you posted.   ::)

Some of the replies were extremely entertaining :) :)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Rusco on February 02, 2018, 09:16:30 PM
What can you say? A guy in NY that refuses to go to gigs. Besides that he writes narcissistic fiction about himself playing guitar in the NMA. Couple of photos of guitars and vinyls at the living room and some editing. Boasting to fellow fans... All that stuffed with satire sounds like great sense of humor really. Even the post including Katy Perry was fun. I think all of this is too familiar to you. You did what you wanted, including the slagging and we became angry, rightly so. You wanted to challenge. You sluicing stuff?

Some of the stuff you wrote was fun. You know there's been trolls earlier here too but you're an exception: they tend to write between 5 years, but you had just a 3 years pause. ;)

Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Pol on February 03, 2018, 10:02:56 AM
I would like to add that everything I wrote was very much tongue n cheek , fck I'm ashamed the Donald Trump's mum is Scottish n he owns golf course's here including one in Ayrshire  ( Turnberry ) but I'm not goona apologise I wasn't rude or offensive , maybe the internet isn't the place for wot was meant as friendly banter.  Anyway let's move on life's too short n I have better things to do
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Rusco on February 03, 2018, 03:38:59 PM
I think it's time for me to apologize now for my part. Went too far. Here we see how things get circled. Sorry.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on February 03, 2018, 05:39:38 PM
Hey, I don't seek apologies from you. I live in the United States Of Trump. We are thick-skinned here (ironically our glorious leader is not).

All I know is that I am very excited that Justin is doing the Super Bowl halftime entertainment so I came here to share my excitement with you. Why you folks couldn't be happy for me I do not know. It is only 24 hours from now that Justin will take the stage in Minnesota. I can't wait. "Here comes the WAAAARRRRRRR!" Oh, Justin better open with that.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Viv Savage on February 03, 2018, 08:31:30 PM
Let it go Space. The joke wore thin days ago as did my patience.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on February 03, 2018, 09:00:07 PM
Quote from: Viv Savage on February 03, 2018, 08:31:30 PM
Let it go Space. The joke wore thin days ago as did my patience.
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Dude, have a heart. You have to give me one more day. The Super Bowl is tomorrow. I have to have a fitting way to end this, no?
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Whirlwind on February 05, 2018, 01:54:50 PM
Whoa, was I surprised. Yes, it was Justin, but not Justin Sullivan!

(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2018/02/justin-timberlake-super-bowl-halftime-show2.jpg)

Technically, I was correct -- Justin did do this year's Super Bowl -- but, well, sorry for the confusion on my part, folks. Please don't hold it against me. It was clearly an understandable mistake.
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Bunny on February 05, 2018, 02:45:57 PM
Its ALMOST like god planned it....... ;D
https://youtu.be/bM-Tsy4gVwc
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Master Ray on February 05, 2018, 07:37:34 PM
Quote from: Whirlwind on February 05, 2018, 01:54:50 PM
Whoa, was I surprised. Yes, it was Justin, but not Justin Sullivan!

(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2018/02/justin-timberlake-super-bowl-halftime-show2.jpg)

Technically, I was correct -- Justin did do this year's Super Bowl -- but, well, sorry for the confusion on my part, folks. Please don't hold it against me. It was clearly an understandable mistake.

"I felt a great disturbance in the NMA Forum, as if everyone here suddenly yawned and were suddenly bored. I fear something utterly irrelevant (from an irrelevant person) has happened."   ;)
Title: Re: Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!
Post by: Raven on February 06, 2018, 02:43:40 AM
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