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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2012, 03:56:19 PM »
'New Model Army  100th anniversary tour a sellout'

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2012, 07:05:32 PM »
'The pretty fashionistas are marching now.'
The things that you thought were so cool were just a joke to everyone else

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2012, 10:32:29 PM »
after crowd shot of cardiff gig published in local press Tom Jones contacts band to request second collaboration 

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2012, 05:12:26 AM »
Radical change in style of cover art for 12th studio album
68 - 99 - 08

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2012, 07:26:44 AM »
The band give in and think Joolz has finally lost the plot when she unveils the new stage outfits.....
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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2012, 11:42:25 AM »
Confused Tubeway Army fans turn up at wrong gig
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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2012, 12:02:08 PM »
After a Health and Safety review, NMA's dancing pit turns to futuristic line dancing...
I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless.

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2013, 05:22:04 PM »

Brought to you by today's Evening Standard.




"Crowd start behaving after reading "message" 

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2013, 06:53:12 PM »
Simon Cowell signs NMA.  Then sacks everyone.  Teenagers and smartphone-happy idiots rejoice... for a few months, then they get bored and move onto the Susan Boyle-fronted version of the Mission, who Cowell also signed.  Whilst the ladies shown on this picture are eating kangaroo anus by next December in a desperate hope of hanging onto their sad careers...

... long headline, I know...

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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2013, 08:28:30 PM »

Brought to you by today's Evening Standard.



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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2013, 03:22:14 PM »
The Evening Standard would like to apologize for last nights printing error in it's Fashion, Style & Sex supplement. The front page caption should have read Amy - not Army.
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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2013, 08:07:03 AM »
The Evening Standard would like to apologize for last nights printing error in it's Fashion, Style & Sex supplement. The front page caption should have read Amy - not Army.

I thought it was ARMANI?  8)
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Re: Caption Competition!
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2014, 12:07:45 AM »
"Crowd start behaving after reading "message"

I think we have a winner...
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