Hope you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.
I been thinking about this for quite a while now and went to back to it recently after Mr Brand's little forays into political "controversy". Now as ever, this is me so it's a bit long winded.............. And I'm gonna' try to be careful and make the words read exactly right rather than give un-warranted offence.
I need to explain where I am coming from before I got to the point..... At the age of 16 I went to work in the House Of Lords. I spent 6 years in the place including postings to the Private Offices of the Lord Chancellor and the Attorney General. One thing I developed was a unswerving commitment to voting. I firmly believed it wasn't just a right it was a duty. Grandfathers and Grandmothers fought and died to give ME the right to vote. That is not something to piss away lightly. In the ensuing 25 odd years I've voted red, orange, green or spoilt paper - whatever. It doesn't matter who, it matters that I voted. I've always believed that voting should be compulsory as long as there was a box to tick that stated None Of Them.
That ethic stayed with me until just a few years ago when a canvasser knocked on the door: would I vote for them-No, what about the other lot - no, what about the 3rd lot? - no. None of you represent my views. I thought this would be the opportunity for engagement but no he just looked at me confused, turned round and went back down the path. WTF?

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So a few years later and I now longer vote in any election, not sure I'm still on the Electoral Roll to be honest. I'm afraid my view is that there is just no point as no real alternative views are offered for consideration. Minor variations on a theme is all we get thrown as scraps.
To the idea then.... What if a candidate stood for the "None Of The Above" party on a mandate to resign as soon as sworn in thereby forcing a bye-election and making the whole charade start again. It doesn't matter where you natural political sympathies lie - if you think that the shower of shit we get proffered up for consideration would be spat on by those who gave blood, sweat and tears to give us the right the vote then it would be a protest vote you could go for. That's it - no manifesto, no changing the world just a straight forward comment that it's not good enough. Go away and come back with something better to offer. Like I say, the only hook is that what we've got isn't good enough.
It costs £500 to stand as an independent candidate but you have to register as a party to be able to have "None Of The Above" as your voting box name. 650 odd seats in the Commons, that's what £350K? **** all in the grand scheme of things.
I appreciate that in some ways this is a very simplistic reductive idea and that it offers no real solutions but I don't believe we are at the point where alternative solutions could be heard. The problem needs to be identified before we get to the luxury of what comes next.
Like I said, constructive holes picked please - I've sat on this for a while and I can't come up with a decent rational argument as to why this is a bad idea?
