How do you know you're getting old...

[Pol]

When you start getting invited to things for 50 plus n of course your bowel screening kit (you don't want to know) lol

[Master Ray]

When you have a massive sneeze and something in your side goes 'pop' and hurts for a couple of days...

Bloody hell, when did 'sneeze-related injuries' become a big thing?

 

[Master Ray]

... when your back goes out more than you do... 

[jackroadkill]

When being alone at home feels like luxury.

Amen, brother!!

[Stephanie]

I finally gave in and ordered reading glasses today.  I'm still ok when I'm not wearing my contact lenses - but since I now need stronger ones (I am short-sighted), reading IS an issue. 

[Master Ray]

I finally gave in and ordered reading glasses today.  I'm still ok when I'm not wearing my contact lenses - but since I now need stronger ones (I am short-sighted), reading IS an issue. 

You and me both, sister, when I got my contacts in I can rarely read anything with small print... 

[Pol]

When star wars was 40 years ago

[Master Ray]

Star Wars?  I think I saw it.  Wasn't it not quite as good as Flash Gordon?
 

[Pol]

Aye it's a bit of a underground cult film

[Wessexy Witch]

....When the bloke who comes to mend the garage door is a little lad you're sure is still in the Junior school. I remember putting a plaster on his knees when he fell over in the playground like it was yesterday.

turns out he's nearly 24.

 

[Isaac(Black Eagle Rising)]

you talk about Gary Lineker,Ian Rush or Maradona and tell your friends how awesome were the old adidas shirts of Liverpool or Newcastle Utd and the young lads around there who are Messi-Ronaldo generation,looks at you like you were born on middle ages.

[Master Ray]

When you look over to the opposite side of the pub, see two old and utterly clapped-out buggers, both greying and overweight and shagged out by life, and you say to your drinking buddy 'Christ, look at them, that'll be us in twenty years time'...

And your drinking buddy says 'That's a mirror, mate...'

(OK, that didn't actually happen, it was a joke I heard, but I suspect it might happen sometime soon...  )

[Pol]

Im about a week late with this one.  Predator is now 30 - still a kick arse movie

[Anna Woman von NRW]

movie

Is that something that is shown in those new fangled picture houses ? Seems awfully vulgar and common to me 

[Pol]

Yes they even come in colour n have sound these days,  what next 3D cgi imax dolby surround sound whatever they are lol