Things That Make you Go WTF ?????

[Anna Woman von NRW]

I pretty much subscribe to the view that “Chaos rules it all”. It should be obvious by now that I don't believe in any form of proscribed religion preaching the overarching power of some deity or other but sometimes I do wonder if there isn't some sort of  weird shit going on deep down in the centre of the universe.............

If I can, I'm going to do a French gig or two this spring. Never seen NMA abroad and doing that is one of the challenges I've set myself this year so France has been on my mind the last week or two.

Now, I'm on a dating website. Yeah I know it's a bit like the poor sod chosen to lead the assault on the city walls back in the day – Forlorn Hope  . Although it is a bit “niche” so I do alright for attention.  But most of it is just lowest common denominator ugly fat lorry driver style yuck (If you are a lorry driver I'm not for one second suggesting that's what all lorry drivers are like – I'm trying to convey an image through words x). The important point though is I've been there a few years now and it's a UK site.

So how come tonight I get a message from a guy who is not only pretty damn attractive but who also sent an interesting message and (never had this before) he's French !!!!!!!

I mean WTF? 

[Master Ray]

Anna, we're getting old when we start posting about kitchen appliances...

 

[Pol]

Well Anna we will wish all the luck in the whole dam world

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Anna, we're getting old when we start posting about kitchen appliances...

 

I know it's late and my brain works weird but what ?   

Well Anna we will wish all the luck in the whole dam world

Don't matter what happens, that on it's own will keep me smiling for a day or two 

[Master Ray]

Anna, was referring to your comment about cheeseboards and tuppaware... which aren't exactly kitchen appliances... I meant 'kitchen stuff'...?

 

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Gotcha - told you it was late  ;

[Anna Woman von NRW]

I had thought I was getting good at this but..............

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

[Pol]

Aye bet ye he canny ding doon the doo  !

[Wessexy Witch]

Uninsured taxi drivers who crash into my 24 hour old, new car.

 

[szmurf]

Most of the topics on this forum of late.

[Master Ray]

Most of the topics on this forum of late.

What can I say... someone posts bullshit, we respond in kind... 

[szmurf]

Uninsured taxi drivers who crash into my 24 hour old, new car.

 

Ooooh - I'm buying a new car too.  I'll gut the person that does that to mine.

[szmurf]

Most of the topics on this forum of late.

What can I say... someone posts bullshit, we respond in kind... 

They do make more sense now that I've oiled up my brain a bit tonight.

[Shush]

The whole "Space" thing on here of late is a WTF moment. At first it  was a bit offensive, bit shocking. Then it became funny, then angering. Now it is just embarrassing. New people could be showing an interest in NMA at any time after hearing some of the bands new material, wanting to find out more looking here for the first time. I am embarrassed as a fan to think they will see his B/S posts on here as part of their first impressions

Cannot figure out what his game is but he is showing massive insecurities all the time, constantly trying to reassure himself. He is American, so the States is the best country in the world. He is from New York, so NY is the centre of the Universe. He doesn't drink, so people who do drink are weak. He has a guitar, so his playing and writing is even better than NMA. He likes NMA, therefore he alone  has to be the biggest NMA fan. Always right and better than everyone else. 

Hate to admit it, but I am starting to feel a bit sorry for him. 

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Just clocked that Shush.

I pretty much go with what you say.

The cynical part of me knows it's just an individual who gets off on being aggressive, superior, insulting and spoiling for a fight.

The better part of me that likes to give people the benefit of the doubt says that it's purely a cultural thing exacerbated by the weird nature of forum communication.

The best part of me that cares about others tells me that this individual really needs to consider seeking professional help.

Unfortunately I think the cynical part of me is right (But in fairness remember my view is coloured by unresolved personal). Not sure I'm that bothered anymore - if I want to go to Wetherspoons then there is one in every ******* town, I don't need to come here to find it.