Just Leaked: New Model Army To Do 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show!

[Space]

Katy Perry was just interviewed prior to her Super Bowl halftime show and she was asked if she would like to do it again in 2016. Katy said she'd love to but can't because the NFL is scheduling New Model Army with a special guest appearance by Iggy Azalea to do the 2016 halftime show.

The slot is only 15 minutes long and the headliner - New Model Army - has to do a duet with the second artist - Ms. Azalea - so NMA will be very limited in what they can do. What four songs would you like to see them do? (Third song has to be a duet with Iggy Azalea.)

1. "Here Comes The War" - that's a no brainer to start off their short set. Get the crowd raving mad.
2. "Knievel" - good old Evel was a God to the yahoos in America, the crowd will love this ode to the legend
3. "Did You Make It Safe" - this will be the duet with Iggy Azalea (she will sing the "to the water...to the sunlight" parts)
4. "Vengeance" - there will be only about a minute left in their set, so NMA will just have to sing "I believe in getting the bastard, getting the bastard" over and over.

Can't wait for 2016 Super Bowl!
What Super set do you want to see?

[Heno]

wow

thanks space

i would have never known that only for you

my life is complete

you're brilliant



PS everyone happy now?

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Good Lord !!!!

You mean someone who adopts the name of a flowering shrub of the Rhododendron genus is going to be performing before the only important audience in the whole wide world?

Well **** me but I never thought gardening was ever gonna be that cool 

Nice one - love ya' fella 

[Shush]

Truly, what exactly is "super bowl" Is that the name of the stadium, or the name of a competition ?

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Duh,

Super = Excellent

Bowl = A round container that is open at the top and is deep enough to hold fruit, sugar etc.

ergo - a damn fine kitchen accessory 

Hope I helped

[Heno]

for me super bowl is one that you can share easily with at least three people

[Shush]

Thanks for clearing that up for me 

And is that what the winning team is presented with after they win their game of rounders ?

[Heno]

thats baseball shush

this is the one with the egg shaped missile that you launch with your hand. the name says it all - FOOTBALL

[Shush]

Ahh, the version of Rugby where the players are scared of getting hurt and need a lot of rest

[Heno]

yes. the one where the women who follow the game are actually attractive. the turn up in their spare time and cheer the team on with leotards and pom poms and smiles. its mad.

[Shush]

hmmm, thankfully the band in the past have offered their support involving the real game called football.

http://www.sof2014.com.br/?lang=en

[Bunny]

I actually think youre all illiterate. The phrase is supper bowl. You get a choice of watered soup and bread.



Pffft. Basics.

[Anna Woman von NRW]

its mad.

Indeed it is, a load of overgrown hulks running about chasing a plastic ball, attempting to knock 7 barrels of shit out of each other in a most  unbecoming manner. Must admit thought the world had grown up a long time ago.

Shame

 

[Heno]

yeah well looks like ireland might be the next place to have an nfl franchise if obesity is anything to go by

[Space]

Well, it's over. Katy did a fine job. I honestly don't see New Model Army doing the halftime show next year. Their songs are a bit too long, too much acoustic guitar, and just the things that they sing about might not be a good fit for a frivolous halftime show.

Great game tonight, by the way. Even if you just watch soccer, you probably will hear about the ending of tonight's Super Bowl. Stunning. Absolutely stunning. The most insane coaching decision in the history of sports. Any sport. A coach, not the players on the field, lost the Seattle Seahawks a championship. Most moronic, stupid, ridiculous, insane coaching decision in sports history.