2 Mexican men are stuck in the desert after crossing into the U.S.wandering aimlessly and starving.They are just about to lie down and await death,when all of a sudden Luis says
"Hey Pepe,do you smell what I smell?Ees bacon I think"
"Sure Luis,eet sure smell like bacon"
With renewed hope,they struggle up the next sand dune,and there in the distance is a tree loaded with bacon.There's raw bacon,fried bacon,back bacon,smoked bacon,every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe,Pepe,we are saved.Ees a bacon tree"
"Luis,maybe ees a meerage.We ees in the desert,don't forget"
"Pepe,since when did you hear of a meerage that smells of bacon?ees no meerage,ees a bacon tree"
And with that Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 metres,Pepe crawling close behind,when suddenly a machine gun opens up & Luis drops like a wet sock.Mortally wounded he warns Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe,go back man,you were right.Ees not a bacon tree"
Luis,Luis mi amigo,what ees it?
"Ees"
"Ees"
"Ees a ham bush"
