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Ghosttrain

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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #180 on: March 26, 2020, 08:46:49 AM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D...
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #181 on: March 26, 2020, 09:16:43 AM »
Quote from: Pol on March 25, 2020, 11:07:45 AM
Two wind turbines standing in a field.
One says to the other " so what kind of music are you into "
Other replies  " I'm a big metal fan "


 ;D

love it !
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #182 on: March 28, 2020, 03:22:16 AM »
For those of you without Facebook:

Teacher: Ok Sally, what's your sentence with the word contagious in it?

Sally: Our neigbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious.
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #183 on: March 30, 2020, 11:10:58 AM »
Quote from: Johnz on March 28, 2020, 03:22:16 AM
For those of you without Facebook:

Teacher: Ok Sally, what's your sentence with the word contagious in it?

Sally: Our neigbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

yes !
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #184 on: April 22, 2020, 11:07:14 PM »

I don't understand people anymore.

You donate a kidney, people think you're a legend, a true saint and lifesaver.  Just a wonderful human being.

You donate seven kidneys...well, then there's screaming, running, the police get involved...  ::)
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #185 on: April 24, 2020, 08:27:14 AM »
Quote from: Master Ray on April 22, 2020, 11:07:14 PM

I don't understand people anymore.

You donate a kidney, people think you're a legend, a true saint and lifesaver.  Just a wonderful human being.

You donate seven kidneys...well, then there's screaming, running, the police get involved...  ::)

 ;D Like that !
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #186 on: July 22, 2020, 03:00:42 AM »
Dad-joke I read somewhere... :

- Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
- What? No! How come?
- It runs in your jeans.
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Re: So... tell us a joke!
« Reply #187 on: September 16, 2024, 08:06:42 PM »

I was out digging a hole in a nearby field recently and I came across a bunch of coins, proper GOLD Roman coins, a stash that is probably worth many thousands of pounds!

I couldn't wait to go home and tell the missus!

And then I remembered why I was digging that hole.
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