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Anna Woman von NRW

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Re: Beards
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2016, 08:06:16 PM »
not really a wish cos as I said I kinda find them sexy................ nevermind will adopt obligatory po face
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Re: Beards
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2016, 08:29:24 PM »
As you wish
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Re: Beards
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2016, 12:30:05 AM »
had a beard born out of extreme lazyness for years during my crustier looks, but to be honest it takes 5 years off me having a clean shave. i'm still lazy so a close-as-they-cut clipper-stubble prevails....still takes 4 years off lol.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2016, 11:31:08 AM »
Yes, laziness is always the first step, "I haven't shaved for two weeks therefore I have a beard"

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You don't have a beard, just stubble.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2016, 02:21:38 PM »
Absolutely. When does a "five O'clock shadow" become stubble ?

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Re: Beards
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2016, 02:27:55 PM »
Don't look at the mirror 5pm. Newspaper included
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Re: Beards
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2016, 09:45:55 PM »
I haven't had a shave in three weeks.  My stubble might be actually turning into a proper beard.  Much of it is white as fook, but I think I'm now tempted to grow a full-on soup-catcher.  You know, go for 'The Full Opie'....   ???
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Re: Beards
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2016, 11:03:46 PM »
You've been watching too much sons of anarchy ray lol
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Re: Beards
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2016, 12:24:32 AM »
You've been watching too much sons of anarchy ray lol

Hmmm... perhaps not after what happened to Opie...  :(
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Re: Beards
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2016, 08:28:28 AM »
Had a beard in various styles ranging from a goattee to a full on Tali-beard (as it was called at work) since the early 90s but recently took it all off. Think it was the working in London and seeing all the hipsters that was the death knell for me. I remember fondly when beards were only worn by metallers, botanists, wargamers etc and others on the fringe.Much like piercings and tattoos the beard has been absorbed into the mainstream. I'm pleased i had one now pleased to have got rid of it especially as the amount of white splodges in it looked like i'd been haphazardly painting a ceiling!
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Re: Beards
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2016, 11:47:55 AM »
I grew a beard and it turned out that I had a brain tumour !

Not saying all you beardy weirdys have brain tumours..just saying I did...and I'm weird.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2016, 12:29:15 PM »
My advice to you about beards is the advice I've posted here a decade ago from the guy who used to cut my hair.

"Never let grow round your mouth what grows wild round your asshole"!  ;)

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Re: Beards
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2016, 06:48:45 PM »
My advice to you about beards is the advice I've posted here a decade ago from the guy who used to cut my hair.

"Never let grow round your mouth what grows wild round your asshole"!  ;)

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Re: Beards
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2016, 07:28:17 PM »
Yeah, was briefly tempted to grow a beard (probably after a couple of beers too many).. shaved it off last night.  Didn't suit me.

That said, quite tempted to grow one of those little ones under your bottom lip, about an inch in diameter... I think they're known as a 'soul patch'... as worn by Justin in the 'Justin Sullivan And Friends' DVD (and also Kevin Costner in Fridays 'Graham Norton Show...  ;) )

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Re: Beards
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2016, 09:49:03 AM »
Ha ha. My mate at work has one. Its lovingly referred to as an
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