"Space"

[Wessexy Witch]

Maybe the swearbot is a c.u.n.t too ?

 


ps I had to put the dots in there because swearbot doesn't like a lady with a dirty mouth !!!

 

[Anna Woman von NRW]

would tend to agree with eastmids that he was a _cunt. but I don't know about the swearbot 

[Master Ray]

+++ SWEARBOT UNDERSTANDS THE WORD **** +++ SWEARBOT MUST DESTROY HUMANS +++ SWEARBOT HAS TAKEN OVER 'MASTER RAY''S USER ID +++  SKYNET WILL BE ALERTED +++

[Rusco]

Then what if swearbot is a person on the board? Observing online at the background just to spoil our pity efforts to say even a little dirty word. Maybe he/she can't see all of them!

C... cu.. cun... ****... What?! I didn't say that.

Prick. Aye, that goes. **** it works still the t... Tw... twa... ****...is awake now I see.

What about if TIAGD had to be named something else and swearbot changed it? Today is a **** day lol...

[Rusco]

We've to reclaim Ray's keyboard! Just watch out the droids!

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Oh I see, MR has been taken over by an artificial intelligence    I thought he had been taken over by aliens ages ago and given recent bodily control issues probably Klingons 

[Pol]

Lol Anna
So what if we wanted to discuss the fck Texas sing for us cd I wonder how that would work. Still remember making a point and asking for that cd in hmv Glasgow lol

[Rusco]

Lol Anna
So what if we wanted to discuss the fck Texas sing for us cd I wonder how that would work. Still remember making a point and asking for that cd in hmv Glasgow lol

You mean Love Texas Sing for Us? 

[Master Ray]

Oh I see, MR has been taken over by an artificial intelligence    I thought he had been taken over by aliens ages ago and given recent bodily control issues probably Klingons 

 

[Bunny]

I think clinging on would have been better to be honest. But hey, any intelligence is better than none......(JOKE!!!)

[Master Ray]

I'm never gonna live that post down, am I?

[eastmidswhizzkid]

swearbot is an underpaid slave of   silicone-valley's uber-cock-suckers Micro-soft; who in their role as info-wardens for the new world order are miserably failing to tame an ancient and beautiful  language from a culture which has got the nuances of being offensive in it's varying degrees off pat.
It is a language rich with anglo-saxon treasures such as "bollocks" (male genitalia) and  "bugger2 (vb. -bugger 1. to fuck up the arse) middle-english gems like "quim" (clitoris) and world-class obcenities such as "cunt" -which even the OED (Englands foremost reference book for rude words) couldn't etymologically trace.
while the "worst word in the universe"'s familiy of related words s (cunting, cunt-struck, cunty-balls) may stick out like pricks in a lezz-up, swearbot's feeble censorship ends there. being US-centric it's not even aware of centuries-old english words like twat or modern swearies like clunge and gash or cultural imports such as poonanii (all synonyms for the definitive lady-part, although not quite as offensive as "cunt".) .
how it is supposed to cope with the future of swearing, from Anal-fisting to Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome i dont know.  cuz whats royally fucked Swearbot up is "BB-code".....which is simpleton computer script for forums. invented by them.  Stupid nazi wankers. ("Quote" me to see how.)

**while we're on the subject,  the fact that everyones mother was born with a "cunt", (a very necessary part of her anatomy used  for a couple of rather pleasuarble and species-furthering purposes) doesnt preclude its offensiveness to MS, whilst the proliferation through their technology of images of every conceivable attrocity being done to said lady-garden is ok if you call it a pussy. go figure.

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome

dunno what that means but it made me giggle  (I never denied a part of me refused to grow up)

("Quote" me to see how.)

I must be a simpleton cos that's still beyond me 

**while we're on the subject,  the fact that everyones mother was born with a "cunt", (a very necessary part of her anatomy used  for a couple of rather pleasuarble and species-furthering purposes) doesnt preclude its offensiveness to MS, whilst the proliferation through their technology of images of every conceivable attrocity being done to said lady-garden is ok if you call it a pussy. go figure.

Indeed.........

I'm never gonna live that post down, am I?

No 

[Bunny]

swearbot is an underpaid slave of   silicone-valley's uber-cock-suckers Micro-soft; who in their role as info-wardens for the new world order are miserably failing to tame an ancient and beautiful  language from a culture which has got the nuances of being offensive in it's varying degrees off pat.
It is a language rich with anglo-saxon treasures such as "bollocks" (male genitalia) and  "bugger2 (vb. -bugger 1. to fuck up the arse) middle-english gems like "quim" (clitoris) and world-class obcenities such as "cunt" -which even the OED (Englands foremost reference book for rude words) couldn't etymologically trace.
while the "worst word in the universe"'s familiy of related words s (cunting, cunt-struck, cunty-balls) may stick out like pricks in a lezz-up, swearbot's feeble censorship ends there. being US-centric it's not even aware of centuries-old english words like twat or modern swearies like clunge and gash or cultural imports such as poonanii (all synonyms for the definitive lady-part, although not quite as offensive as "cunt".) .
how it is supposed to cope with the future of swearing, from Anal-fisting to Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome i dont know.  cuz whats royally fucked Swearbot up is "BB-code".....which is simpleton computer script for forums. invented by them.  Stupid nazi wankers. ("Quote" me to see how.)

**while we're on the subject,  the fact that everyones mother was born with a "cunt", (a very necessary part of her anatomy used  for a couple of rather pleasuarble and species-furthering purposes) doesnt preclude its offensiveness to MS, whilst the proliferation through their technology of images of every conceivable attrocity being done to said lady-garden is ok if you call it a pussy. go figure.

Its not big and its not clever 

[eastmidswhizzkid]

Zoophiliiac-knobwand-spunkbubble-defecit-syndrome

dunno what that means but it made me giggle  (I never denied a part of me refused to grow up)

i made it up

("Quote" me to see how.)

I must be a simpleton cos that's still beyond me 

insert bbcode e.g: in middle of swear word. ie cu[bbcode]nt