NMA dating site

[Feral1]

I wish someone would set up a dating site for NMA fans! My theory being that most of us are like minded on our fundamental beliefs to be fans so that's a good start!

[Bunny]

I know I'll break many hearts but I'm taken.

Stay strong girls, stay strong

[Pol]

I couldn't inflict me on anyone lol

[purplehaze]

  I know that's why I just stick with my dog , they accept all your bad points, and respond with unconditional love and warm furry cuddles

[Anna Woman von NRW]

But we are all freaks 

[szmurf]

But we are all freaks 

I couldn't date a NMA fan, I don't like tats.

[Pol]

Don't like tattoos - no way. Not all nma fans have tattoos

[Wessexy Witch]

I thought it was a typo and should of said " I don't like tarts".

 

[Pol]

Strawberry tarts mmmm lol. Oh I have a lemon tart e liquid, definitely up there with my favourites

[jackroadkill]

But we are all freaks 

/ We are crippled, we are weak /

We are the heirs to all the etc etc!

I'll get me coat.

[Bunny]

But we are all freaks 

/ We are crippled, we are weak /

We are the heirs to all the etc etc!

I'll get me coat.

You could then change your name to Jacketroadkill
Ba dum tshhh

[jackroadkill]

But we are all freaks 

/ We are crippled, we are weak /

We are the heirs to all the etc etc!

I'll get me coat.

You could then change your name to Jacketroadkill
Ba dum tshhh

That's awesomely groan-worthy - I like!

[Wessexy Witch]

I'll go out with you if you like.

 

[Master Ray]

To slightly misquote Groucho Marx, 'I'd never be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member...' 

 

[Pol]

I'm available to be a witness at any forthcoming weddings due to the dating site