Justin Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl!

[Whirlwind]

Wow. Just heard Justin is the Super Bowl halftime show this year. He really is. Look it up. Justin is the Super Bowl halftime entertainment! Big game is next Sunday. Set is only 14 minutes long and the main attraction has to duet with another performer. What do you think Justin will do under those constraints?

I say:

1. Have to open with "Here Comes The War." That's a no brainer. "Today as you watch this game another 120 Americans will die of opioid overdoses." Man, that will get everyone's attention, and then we get that rousing chorus "HERE COMES THE WAAAAAR!" Justin has to open with this.

2. Justin should then groove it up a bit after that and do a dance version of "Summer Moors." Must please the ladies watching at home.

3. Time for the duet. Most likely Taylor Swift will be the surprise guest. Justin and Ms. Swift must rock out to "Sex (The Black Angel)." Taylor Swift will lose 5 million fans, but she will gain about 10 million more and be offered roles in R rated movies after this performance.

4. For the finale...Justin must close with "Vengeance." I can see an incredible TV moment as the entire stadium sings along with "I believe in getting the bastard, Getting The Bastard, GETTING THE BASTARD!" Great way to close.

That's my hope, but Justin being Justin -- a guy who always surprises his fans -- will probably come out looking like Justin Timberlake and do 'NSync  and solo Timberlake songs.

[Master Ray]

Seriously, Space?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8J2locx5o

[Bunny]

https://youtu.be/aFW6yUlgGdI

[Rusco]

Aw Space you've written a similar thread three years ago or something.

[Whirlwind]

Come on, you humorless Europeans! Lighten up. Isn't your continent the land of great comedy such as Peter Sellers, Monty Python, and Susan Boyle?

Fact:
Justin IS the Super Bowl halftime entertainer. (Look it up.)

Fact:
This is a brilliant post of mine. Seriously, why couldn't any of you come back with a set that Justin might do? Justin doing a Super Bowl halftime show? Man, the comic possibilities are endless. I open the door for you, folks...and you can't even get up the walkway.

Fact:
Whoever Space is could not have written a similar thread three years ago. Three years ago Katy Perry was the halftime entertainment, not Justin. This year JUSTIN is the halftime entertainment. (Look it up.)

[Whirlwind]

Aw Space you've written a similar thread three years ago or something.

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Hmmm, I located the thread that this Space person wrote three years ago. In that post, Space said this:

  "The slot is only 15 minutes long"

Now if you look at my (Whirlwind's) post here, you see that I say:

 

"Set is only 14 minutes long."

See the differences? 14 minutes and 15 minutes? How can you say Space and Whirlwind are the same person?


By the way here is a link to that Space thread. Some good stuff in it. However, VERY different to my (Whirlwind's) thread.
http://board.newmodelarmy.org/index.php?topic=8598.msg144303#msg144303

[Viv Savage]

Just because this made me laugh out loud - cheers Bunny!
https://youtu.be/aFW6yUlgGdI

[Pol]

Well that fairly brightened  up a wet Sunday afternoon lol

[Whirlwind]

Well that fairly brightened  up a wet Sunday afternoon lol

And just wait till next Sunday when Justin does the Super Bowl halftime show!
And, yes, Justin is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. (Look it up.)

"Here comes the WAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!"
Has to open with that.

[Master Ray]

https://youtu.be/aFW6yUlgGdI

                

[Pol]

Is the super bowl some kinda man v food challenge,  oh wait it's that over complicated rugby game for wimps who have to wear protective gear

[dilla]

Let the whirlwind blow

[Whirlwind]

..it's that over complicated rugby game for wimps who have to wear protective gear

Friend, simple logic can show you that what you wrote is rather silly.

Ever think that our football players are not wimps and that the reason they wear protective gear is because that sport is shatteringly dangerous to the body?

You mention rugby? Uhh, you do realize that we play rugby here in America...and get this, we don't wear protective gear to play that game. Why not? Because rugby is a game that is almost kid friendly and no need for protective gear. It's like bowling in that respect. But our football we do need protective gear.

Rugby -- no need for helmets and pads
Football - suit of armor

We play both sports here, one we wear protection for. The tough, savage game called football. Rugby can be played in shorts and tee shirt. Football, suit up, it's war.

(Explanation: rugby is a tackling/grabbing sport while our football is an impact/collision sport.)

I have nothing against rugby. Cool sport. Why can't you accept our sport as a great game?

[Pol]

If you like it fair play , I find it boring all stop start , basically 3 different teams on each side . The six nations starts on Saturday do yourself a favour n tune in and cheer on Scotland

[Whirlwind]

do yourself a favour n tune in and cheer on Scotland

I will watch some rugby (if it is shown on TV here in the USA), but why on Earth would I cheer on Scotland? Haven't you heard:

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ******* Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers."

Dude, the only thing worthwhile that came out of Scotland was Sean Connery and Clare Grogan. If they are playing on Scotland's rugby team this Saturday, I'll root for Scotland. But me thinks they aren't.