I just quickly re-read a kind of stupid-but-entertaining book I re-found from my bookshelf - ''Jim Giraffe'' by Daren King. It's a ghost story about a ghost giraffe.
''Scott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim. Scott thinks he’s a man how has everything — a high-speed internet connection, alien-shaped slippers, and a beautiful wife called Continence. But Scott hasn’t touched her in years and she’s been left furiously polishing the sideboard, dreaming of black stallions. Jim Giraffe knows a lot about sex, luckily. He also loves pizza and beer and has breath that smells of tree-tops.''
Well, yeah, it's a stupid but entertaining book.