How do you know you're getting old...

[Master Ray]

You are flicking through Q magazine, you get to the live gig ads and there's a band you've never heard a single song by playing the great big arenas...

You haven't shaved in a week and your beard has more white than dark in it...

You get in touch a friend who is a little bit younger than you and he's just become a grandfather...

       

[Shush]

When your youngest offspring turn 18 and become an adult, as my youngest lad will do on Sunday.

[Pol]

That's nowt my oldest girl will be 28 this year Hey I started young ok
When you realize that you have been into nma for 30years lol
Or as Billy Connolly said when you find your first grey pube

[Master Ray]

Funny you should say that, Pol... I have a bit of grey around the sides of my head, my beard is getting very grey and my chest hair is almost completely white...

... but my pubes are still a completely rich brown colour...

 

[Shush]

Thanks Ray, I will have that image in my head next time I see you 

[Master Ray]

Thanks Ray, I will have that image in my head next time I see you 

Hey, give me your address, I could send you clippings... 

[Shush]

 

Now I know your a hedge trimmer

[Master Ray]

Now I know your a hedge trimmer

          

[jackroadkill]

I realised I was getting old when my everything started hurting.

[Master Ray]

You know you're getting old when you don't want to go to the pub if there's nowhere to sit down...

[Heno]

i know i'm getting old when i realise i have some variant of each of these going on



i wonder could we find an nma themed home for the elderly........

[stompy13]

The other day I was out with my one year old daughter and I was asked if I was the father or grandfather!! I started late 

[Master Ray]

The other day I was out with my one year old daughter and I was asked if I was the father or grandfather!! I started late 

The correct answer to that question is '**** off...'   

[Amandistan]

When you are getting nearer and nearer to 30 but have not accomplished much.  By 30 many others have families and careers instead and at least one meaningful relationship instead of crap jobs and a life alone.

I know that I probably seem young to many here but I don't want to be nearing 30 and not have accomplished much of anything.

[dilla]

When you have to take painkillers to get you through an NMA gig. :