OK, Let's Do It...Who Is The Biggest NMA Fan Here

[Space]

Sorry Space - I got you by a mile.

Back in 2003, at my invitation, Justin and Michael came to Nashville ....

Nah, sorry szmurf, nice story but hanging out with the band at Nashville and Coney Island just ain't going to cut it. Uhh, do you know that Charles Manson hung out with The Beach Boys? True. Your example of hanging out with the band just shows me that you are a possible serial killer and not "NMA's Biggest Fan." That title of "NMA's Biggest Fan" belongs to Space. Good try, though.

[Master Ray]

Wow, Space, talking about yourself in the third person?  That's the sign of either (a) some serious mental health problems, (b) utter egomania to the point of no return or (c) someone who has multiple identities on this Forum and has forgotten who is who... 

Cheers, pal, from Master Ray.  BTW, there's just the one of me.   

[ruckedout]

How is this allowed to go on?

[szmurf]

How is this allowed to go on?

Ah - Space is just being an arrogant prick (AKA New Yorker).  I don't think anybody's taking him seriously (himself included).  But he does manage to piss a lot of folk off.

[dilla]

With my rapidly expanding waistline and belly,if I'm not the biggest fan,I soon will be.

[Bunny]

Biggest fan-NY??

[paul74]

Reminds me of the old joke,

'which football player has the biggest feet at Arsenal?'

'the one with the biggest boots'

[Rusco]

Well, there's nothing without the opposite.

Who is the smallest NMA fan?

[Bunny]

Im 6'2" so out the running I reckon. I'm assuming you mean height 

[Wessexy Witch]

Well I have baked cakes for NMA, Joolz and New York Alcoholic Anxiety Attack.

So there you go.

If you don't eat you die.
I have kept them all from death.
I am the saviour.
Therefore I win.

Thank you.

 

[Bunny]

Unless the cakes were poisoned. A Poisoned Treet if you like 

[Wessexy Witch]

Unless the cakes were poisoned. A Poisoned Treet if you like 

Oi !

My scrummy cakes are quite well known in the world they call rock and roll I'll have you know !!
...and no....they're not " special chocolate chip " cakes neither !

 

[Space]

How is this allowed to go on?

Because the members here are having fun with it.

Read it, everyone but you is in good spirit regarding this thread.

[Anna Woman von NRW]

There can be only one to compete for the title of biggest NMA fan. It has to be Ceri Monger.

He has a NMA-tattoo. He danced in the moshpit. Now he plays in the band.

And there you go ! Nicely done 

Space - you just got your arse right royally kicked sunshine 

Absolutely not.

1. Ceri had his bass before he joined the band while I bought a guitar because of the band;
2. Ceri lives in Europe, he didn't buy a region free DVD player like I did in order to watch NMA videos;
3. Ceri is credited on one song ("Happy To Be Here"), I am on two ("Inheritance" and "Caslen")

Clearly Space is the bigger NMA fan.

Er.......................... A couple of thoughts from my aged weed addled beer soaked brain:

1. How do you know he didn't buy his bass because of the band? And we only have your Walter Mitty assertions to go on in regard to your own musical instrument purchasing history.

2. Probably true but then perhaps he sold a DVD player to get the wedge to go to a GIG (yeah - you know where people actually go and see musicians play) which would ace your materialistic bullshit.

3. No you're not credited.

0/10. Try Harder. Are they still writing that on your school reports?

How is this allowed to go on?

Because it generates site traffic and encourages those who are too comfy here to move on to the digital equivalent of The Eastbourne Rest Home For Elderly Hippies.

[Rusco]

Im 6'2" so out the running I reckon. I'm assuming you mean height 

Aw, that's nothing to be ashamed about come on. It's the big heart that only matters. 

Well, I probably have the biggest head of all the NMA fans. Finns are known to be big headed folks you know. I mean the size. Plus possibly the amount it takes booze before being intoxicated.