Something that made you smile or laugh today..?

[Pol]

Ah a fringe think I just about remember them

[Shush]

Great stuff Wezzy. Now you have to decide which colour to dye it 

[Master Ray]

Aw, just found this clip, remembered it from the 90's... so, so funny.... Christopher Walken reading 'Three Little Pigs'...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_a9TLISoM

Worth watching just to hear Mr Walken say the words 'bacon butties'...

[Wessexy Witch]

Great stuff Wezzy. Now you have to decide which colour to dye it 

Here's a thing..I haven't dyed my hair since January last year, due to lack of hair. Now it's starting to grow back people have commented on what a nice colour it is ( browny red) and are surprised it's my natural colour.
Praps they thought purple was my natural colour ?

 

[Master Ray]

The utterly random things my three year old niece comes up with... today, it was insisting on being picked up and then, when her face was level with mine, licking my forehead and saying 'you're a lollipop, Uncle Kev'...

 

Kids are bloody weirdos, aren't they?

[Wessexy Witch]

The utterly random things my three year old niece comes up with... today, it was insisting on being picked up and then, when her face was level with mine, licking my forehead and saying 'you're a lollipop, Uncle Kev'...

 

Kids are bloody weirdos, aren't they?

Nope.
You're the weirdo Mister !

 

[Shush]

The utterly random things my three year old niece comes up with... today, it was insisting on being picked up and then, when her face was level with mine, licking my forehead and saying 'you're a lollipop, Uncle Kev'...

 

Kids are bloody weirdos, aren't they?

and what flavour are you "uncle Kev" ?

[Master Ray]

Dunno, Shush, probably 'knobhead flavour', if she knew that first word, which I certainly hope she doesn't...

The other week she was flicking through a book about garden birds and talking to the pictures.  I have so little experience with kids... is this shit normal?  Otherwise, if she wasn't three years old, I'd suspect she was on drugs.... 

[Shush]

Active inquisitive mind that wants to learn and interact , - I would be worried if that was not so. 

[Master Ray]

Active inquisitive mind that wants to learn and interact , - I would be worried if that was not so.

Fair enough... if she's still doing it when she's 22, I'll get worried...

[Wessexy Witch]

Dunno, Shush, probably 'knobhead flavour', if she knew that first word, which I certainly hope she doesn't...

The other week she was flicking through a book about garden birds and talking to the pictures.  I have so little experience with kids... is this shit normal?  Otherwise, if she wasn't three years old, I'd suspect she was on drugs.... 

Yep.
Active mind. Inquisitive mind.
 

It's fine for adults to do that to.
I often talk to the Argos book....."ooh,look at that...that's good....I want that....you would be good in my garage/garden/kitchen...I wish I had you in my house.......we all do it don't we ? Don't we??
 

[Pol]

Has to be this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCb5Un_RDs

[Anna Woman von NRW]

This - with Patrick Stewart

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/video/2016/apr/25/patrick-stewart-sketch-what-has-the-echr-ever-done-for-us-video

 

[Master Ray]

I genuinely can't understand whether this is supposed to be a joke or not

Just in case it's a pro-EU thing...  didn't we have most of these things anyway?  'Freedom from torture and degrading treatment', 'the right to a fair trail', 'Freedom of religion', 'Freedom from Slavery', etc etc...

Also, 'Peace in Northern Ireland'... didn't the UK manage that one without the EU?

And the end of it, talking about 'the frogs and the krauts'...   

I dunno.  I'm a confused person tonight.  Just one of those days, I suppose.

 

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Blimey, didn't think this through. Sorry, I just thought it was funny at the end where he gets exasperated and tells them to go forth and multiply.......