Something that made you smile or laugh today..?

[Pol]

Having to look up on youtube how to switch on the 2nd hand laptop I just got lol Fckin power switch on the outside of the hinge wtf .

[Master Ray]

From The Daily Mash...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/woman-giving-herself-pep-talk-in-mirror-accidentally-summons-morrissey-20170816134131

[Red]

Smiling because I've finally fitted heater cables to our 1971 VW Campers and we now have some heat

May not seem a big deal but it is when it gets very cold as we haven't yet fitted any kick panels or doors cards etc or insulation or headlining

It was freezing in June last year driving back from Heysham at 1am after a trip to IOM for the Classic TT

[Master Ray]

Oh... loving my local MP (Laura Smith, who I've met a couple of times and is a really nice person) right now, taking The Maybot into hand over the whole Syria thing... look at May's face afterwards and her response...  bit shaken, were you?   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS92M4QOkas

[Pol]

Just like Maggie n Ronnie all over

[Master Ray]

A joke someone sent me...

I hear that Viagra is now legally available in the UK without a prescription in pharmacists and supermarkets.

Went to my local chemists, asked 'so, I can now get it over the counter?'

She said, 'well, possibly if you take the whole pack at once...'

[Ghosttrain]

The thing that made me smile today,our local t.v. weather forecaster finally got it right......the sun came out.

[Pol]

So if a bunch of chavs were to on dragons den, what would happen  ?

https://youtu.be/BEwdv0nDySk

[Master Ray]

So if a bunch of chavs were to on dragons den, what would happen  ?

https://youtu.be/BEwdv0nDySk

        

Dat's dem pafetic wiggaz, innit?  True dat, blud!

[Master Ray]

Yay, Will's penis worked deep down in Kate's lady parts!

Rejoice, peasants!

 

[Bunny]

The local elections. Not cos I give much of a hoot but because one prominent UKIP councillors, a buffoon of a 50 year old going through a midlife crisis, has been hoofed out. Made more pleasing by his recent cosy up to Russia. Fister.

[Ghosttrain]

Does'nt this weather make you feel so much better ?.........i know it does for me,wake up in the morning sun shining puts a whole new slant on the day.long may it continue.   

[Pol]

Donald trump been touted for a peace prize, wot next Phillip Morris been given a health award
Thank fuk it's next week I go to troon it would have been chocka

[Master Ray]

 Playing badminton with a beach ball this afternoon.   

[Master Ray]

I do love those 'Bad Lip Reading' things, this might be the best one yet, 'Royal Wedding'... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKV6h_5XFbk