Something that made you smile or laugh today..?

[Ghosttrain]

Who would'nt want a Golden Uni-cycle ? ?............

[Bunny]

Couldnt find the joke thread but, this raised a smile
"Do you know a good GDPR consultant?"
"Yes"
"Great. Can you give me their email address?"
"No"

[Master Ray]

Couldnt find the joke thread but, this raised a smile
"Do you know a good GDPR consultant?"
"Yes"
"Great. Can you give me their email address?"
"No"

I did have to look up what GDPR meant, but... 

[Master Ray]

From the brilliant 'Daily Mash' and one that I'm sure many of us identify with...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/i-go-to-gigs-to-hear-myself-talk-not-to-listen-to-the-band-20180126143247

[ManxPat]

Crows

[Master Ray]

Going through my PM's over the years since I joined the NMA Forum... so much humour, so much support for me when I was in a bit of a down place, so many things than shine new light on the way the Forum is today... but, I have to say, a bit sad as well, seeing so many names who are absent from The Forum these days, for reasons I know not why.  Heno, you out there?  We used to have a laugh!  If you don't want to communicate in length with us anymore then fair enough, but a quick post to us just to let us know you're OK, eh?    

[lotus]

Perhaps they are now using FB or Twitter or Whatssapp other ways to communicate - they are still members here and visit the forum one or too times a year - but their way of living and interests and communication changed
Yes, I miss a lot of members and interesting posts here, too

[Pol]

So I give the roll delivery guy a loan of navigating by the stars , he has heard a bit of nma and is generally into a bit of punk and classic rock , Floyd etc . He reported back that a few of tracks were up there with his favourite ever songs n is now looking to buy the cd . Praise be !

[Master Ray]

So I give the roll delivery guy a loan of navigating by the stars , he has heard a bit of nma and is generally into a bit of punk and classic rock , Floyd etc . He reported back that a few of tracks were up there with his favourite ever songs n is now looking to buy the cd . Praise be !

Ain't it great to ignite a bit of love for NMA in the hearts of newbies?  I've been indoctrinating a few people into the joys of NMA on another bands Forum and I'm getting nothing else than 100% approval!  They can't get enough!

Gotta spread the faith...   

[Master Ray]

Aw, Professor Elemental with 'Fighting Trousers'... the UK equivalent of Eminem...   

Let's settle this like gentlemen, armed with heavy sticks...on a rotating plate, with spikes like Flash Gordon... and you're Peter Duncan, I gave you fair warning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk&feature=share

 

[Anna Woman von NRW]

Danny Dyer   

[Pol]

Finding a working fan in the out building / hut out the back . Definitely helps

[Bunny]

Mythos....11 sweet years ago and all that.

[dilla]

My mate going to his brother in law hairdresser for a no 1.He said "Take the lot off"
Hairdresser thought that included  moustache which mate had had for ages.By the time he realised,half of it had gone.Got a face like a babys bum now

[jc]

You mean covered in shit. I’m off for a sharp exit.

Cheers

jc