Something that made you smile or laugh today..?

[Master Ray]

my strong funny energetic sweet beautiful daughter
especially during this pretty unlucky period I am going through

Awwww... I might usually be a supremely cynical person, but stuff like that does make me go a bit 'lump in the throat'...

Hope your girl gets all good things in life and you get yourself out of the funk you're in...   

[Pol]

This Paul Booth interview. One of the best tattoo artists ever and eccentric nutter. He was big friends with hr giger. 

Warning contains stuff that might be upsetting to some .
https://youtu.be/xFfammDuJWQ

[Master Ray]

Aw... my little stalker posts something else on this Forum... so desperate for my attention!

Bless his little cotton socks!   

[Tony S]

Trump claiming the revolutionary army of 1775 "took over the airports"   

[Pol]

2 young lads ( about 5  ? ) in the shop today with there mum . They ask me randomly if I have a guard dog , I say no , they say we have a cat n 2 rabbits but we're not telling you there names.  Ah the age of innocence . 

[Wessexy Witch]

2 young lads ( about 5  ? ) in the shop today with there mum . They ask me randomly if I have a guard dog , I say no , they say we have a cat n 2 rabbits but we're not telling you there names.  Ah the age of innocence .

 

I love that kind of stuff. It gets me through the day at school.

"My mum has a blue toothbrush but she is a girl"

"Does (insert random name) have a bike?"

"All sharks are evil and Mrs Nelson is a liar".

"There was a snake at the disco and the policeman underarresed it"

"I have a twin sister and I am the boy because boys are borned first".

"Where is Lasagne?" (in relation to looking for a girl called Nathania)

^^^^all real quotes from my school.

 

[Master Ray]

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but my six year old niece decided a year ago that my real name is Mr Barbecue Hummington.  I'm seeing her tomorrow and she will doubtlessly greet me with that name.

The odd thing is that we've never been to a barbecue together... 

[kabe]

it's not exactly in keeping with the last bunch of posts but this *really* made me laugh today....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnohkoGWnVM

and, yes, i am painfully aware of how this demonstrates my mental age.

[Master Ray]

Blimey... just when you thought that UK politics couldn't get any more ridiculous... UKIP has elected a man called Richard Braine as their new leader. So, seeing as 'Dick' is an accepted term for calling someone 'Richard', their new leaders name is 'Dickbrain '.

You truly couldn't make this shit up.   

[Simon73]

unfortiunately not but I truly need to learn and smile or laugh more. life is too short to be to often pissed off.

[8]

Hope the link works...

"It's so cold in Calgary that you can play frisbee with your clothes."

LMAO!!  Only in Canada!    Too many super bored nutters up here, lol.    Gotta love 'em though.    Wednesday's high will be a cool -29°C, factor in the wind chill, and it'll feel like a brisk -37°C... and that's just daytime!  Don't know how they do it out there (or up north, and out east, for that matter), but it's really great to see folk making light of it, finding humour in a crap situation. 

Just popping in to update the link.

[jc]

I found out today that Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, how would you inform them of the diagnosis.

Cheers

jc

[jc]

Probably done before but a reminder wouldn’t hurt:-

https://youtu.be/0CmaLgxLDE0

Cheers

jc

[Silver Cloud]

The tickets for Justin in Groß Gerau … this makes me smile for another while …

[Tarsier]

If you're ever about to buy sugar-free gummy bears, you should probably read the customer reviews first:

https://9gag.com/gag/aQxP3jK

This gets me every time