So... tell us a joke!

[ldopas]

Oh and Master Ray is funnier any day.

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Really? This is what he PM'd me once:
 '**** off and die'
Hilarious. Real great comedy. Such a fun pleasant person.

If he did indeed send that, and I only have your side for it I'll wait till MR confirms. Then knowing him through this board the provocation to get to that point must have been unbelievable.

[ldopas]

Space, I do not know where you got that "keep calm" from, but I love it. I have forwarded it to my brother who also has the same nick-name and he loved it   

You are welcome. Enjoy it.

And why do you say "Space"? I am Whirlwind.

Dude.  If you're going to post bullshit, at least keep a track of it.  You owned up to being 'Space' a few weeks ago.

 

Sorry MR, I feel I probably exacerbated this with my reply to Spac, sorry Whirlwind.

[Master Ray]

Oh and Master Ray is funnier any day.

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Really? This is what he PM'd me once:
 '**** off and die'
Hilarious. Real great comedy. Such a fun pleasant person.

If he did indeed send that, and I only have your side for it I'll wait till MR confirms. Then knowing him through this board the provocation to get to that point must have been unbelievable.

Yup I said that, I think.  Can't quite remember why, but, as you said, I rarely get THAT angry.  I don't remember myself being so furious with anyone else on this thread.

But hey, here we are again, back in The Space Days.  I thought they were gone. Guess not.   

[Master Ray]

What is black and is stuck to a ceiling? A not very good electrician. 

[cthulhu]

Today a customer asked me: " do you know why women have no need for umbrellas?" 
I said of course: "no!"
"It's because it never rains on the way from the bedroom to the kitchen."

[Whirlwind]

cthulhu, here's another one like that joke:

Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
Because there's a clock on every stove.

[Ghosttrain]

Iron Man is a super hero

Iron Woman is a command

And before i am accused of being sexist i am NOT this line was spoken by the guitarist/vocalist of one of my favourite all time bands.............he did later apologise after the stick he rightfully got....

[cthulhu]

And before i am accused of being sexist

i hope we can stay a little "not-pc" all the time here. these jokes i found harmless. though they just show stereotypes, i can laugh about them.
 

[Whirlwind]

i hope we can stay a little "not-pc" all the time here. these jokes i found harmless. though they just show stereotypes, i can laugh about them.

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Yeah, comedy is about pushing boundaries.

Would I tell a racist joke amongst people I do not know? Of course not. That would just be flat out rude. But I and most Americans grew up watching the legendary TV show "All In The Family" or Richard Pryor comedy shows and racist jokes/remarks were the norm and incredibly funny.

British humor I've noticed doesn't really get involved in race. Here in America, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, "Saturday Night Live," "Def Jam Comedy Hour"...race jokes were the norm. All races got skewered and nobody minded.

[Viv Savage]

Ok, before I have to get extremely annoyed with someone this trend towards sexist jokes stops now. This noticeboard is inclusive of everyone and disrespectful, sexist, racist, xenophobic or any other form of intolerance will be called out for what it is.

If you think this is a problem, if you want to push boundaries, if you think there is no harm in un-pc jokes, then I suggest you kindly seek your thrills elsewhere because this is not the board for you.

You can howl at me as much as you want, but civility and respect will be shown to everyone here. Is this clear? Is anyone uncertain of this board's policy?

[cthulhu]

I apologize, i didn't mean to annoy anybody.

Please let me explain, that when i said un-pc i was also referring to something like "burn the castle", the lyrics of the song are not completely pc, as i understand the meaning of politically correct, and it is good that it isn't.

i didn't want to push any boundaries here, i just reported a "joke" that was told to me by a customer and i laughed, more about the situation, than the true wit of it.

so again, i'm sorry if that violated the board's policy.
It won't happen again.
 

[Whirlwind]

Good call, Vivian.

Though we may laugh at all humor, all humor is not suitable on a public forum.

[Shush]

Just started blindfolded archery, best thing I've ever done, if you've not tried it. You don't know what your missing.

[Master Ray]

My musical knowledge is now so poor I thought Kanye West was a railway station and Lana Del Rey a holiday destination.

[Master Ray]

'Wow, honey, I'm so proud!  I never thought we'd see our son go so far!'

'Yes, darling!  Our new catapult is amazing!  Grab our daughter!'